Monday, December 29, 2025

Tales From the Crypt (An Occasional Series): Special "You Know, Some Days I Kinda Miss Seeing XXX Movies in Theaters On the Big Screen" Edition

The short version: I rediscovered this interesting (I think) essay the other day, after a friend remarked on having stumbled across a virgin vinyl copy of the soundtrack album in question. Hadn't thought about either the film or the review in years. (If you have trouble reading, just click on the image to embiggen it.)

And in case you're wondering, the critique originally ran in the December 1980 issue of the Magazine Formerly Known as Stereo Review, and IMHO it holds up pretty well. My memory is that the movie itself really sucked, but I think I nonetheless made a not implausible case for the soundtrack album being at least meh. 😎

I should add that the vinyl edition is long out of print, although if you're among the curious and the kooky, Amazon has some reasonably priced copies available over HERE. To my surprise, the album seems never to have been reissued on CD, which hardly seems a cultural tragedy, however. 😎😎

[h/t Pat Thomas]

8 comments:

  1. Dave Leonatti12/29/2025 10:09 AM

    That holds up remarkably well, Steve. I'd totally forgotten the film and soundtrack. A staggering blow for commerce over art. Almost Happy New Year friend.

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  2. Not only does it hold up but it tickles some long-dormant brain cells, which means I probably read it when new. Time has borne out your judgments.

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  3. "The American teenager... is just as thoroughly reactionary as his parents..." Thus it has ever been here in the great Midwest.

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  4. Couldn't really read the article due to phone constraints - that said, the esteemed movie critic, Roger Ebert gave Times Square a 👍
    That Soundtrack reminds me of a Rolling Stone compilation collection

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  5. I have the vinyl soundtrack... saw the movie on HBO. Never cared for Tim Curry. This was a big reason why. I seem to remember a scene where the girls were throwing stuff off a rooftop, kinda like what David Letterman used to do.

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  6. Rob B Mullen12/29/2025 8:02 PM

    Steve, in that same issues were reviews for -
    J.Geils, Love Stinks
    The Specials
    Warren Zevon - Bad Luck Streak in Dancing School
    Rush - Permanent Waves
    Bob Seger - Against The Wind
    The Babys & The Buggles
    and The Knack, of which I have a 1 degree Kevin Bacon connection
    Are you responsible for any of the above ?
    rob

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  7. Love the soundtrack. Hate the film.

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