Friday, June 12, 2026

La Fin de La Semaine Essay Question: Special "How Do You Say 'Art for Art's Sake' in Yiddish?" Edition

Okay, here's the short version.

So me and a certain Shady Dame of my acquaintance have gotten hooked on/are bingewatching a teevee show called (Sky Arts) Portrait Arist of the Year.

It's been running annually since 2013; the season we're currently enjoying is from 2019. In any case, the format has remained consistent since its premier. Nine artists -- professional and amateur -- have a paint-off portrait contest where they start by doing quick (four hour) studies of live sitters who are mostly B-list (usually British) celebs -- tv stars, actors, comics, pop musicians, sports figures etc -- and then they whittle the contestants down to one.

Who then gets to paint -- over a much longer period, i.e. a couple of weeks -- a 10,000 pound commission portrait of an A-list celeb for a major Brit Art institution. (In the season we're currently watching, the sitter is Sir Tom Jones for a museum in Wales.)

In any event, it's a fabulously entertaining show, and most of the art is world class and brilliant.

Which leads us, inexorably, to today's theme. To wit:

...and the post-Elvis pop/rock/country/folk/jazz/hip hop music star that you personally would most have liked to have painted a portrait of -- from life -- is...????

Discuss.

And if you're wondering who my ideal sitter would have been...

Ah, the late great Ms. Winehouse.

For multiple reasons that I probably don't need to go into. 😎

Alrighty then -- who would YOUR choices be?

And have a great weekend everybody!!!

24 comments:

  1. Given I hate these sort of shows, I have to choose who I would inflict participation in them on. I guess Johnny Rotten Lydon, just to see if he would shut up and sit still for four hours;>

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  2. Grace Slick circa 67 - 68 without her usual trawled on makeup.

    I would love to draw/paint the mysterious woman who hid herself away from the world in plain sight. Who was under there?

    Captain Al

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    1. troweled maybe? sometimes 2 l's

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    2. Yes troweled! "Spelling Correctly" never heard of it!

      Captain Al

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  3. Tom Jones sitting for a portrait? Let's hope he kept 'Wendell' under wraps.

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  4. Elvis was a beautiful young man. In the female category, I'd choose Tina Weymouth. I can't paint, but I'd love to talk to either of them while they sat still.

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    1. Back in the 70s, I went to a Manhattan loft party -- this is right before Talking Heads went national, i.e. they were still local hipsters -- and Weymouth was there. She sat all by herself on a chair and not one of the 30 or 40 guys in attendance went over to talk to her. Just intimidatingly beautfiul. 😎

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    2. I'm not surprised, but don't you wish you'd taken the chance to chat her up?

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  5. It has crossed my mind on more than occasion since. 😎

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  6. I've actually seen John Mellencamps paintings. I would love to see a John Prine portrait

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  7. Rob B Mullen6/12/2026 12:27 PM

    That was my fun thought - digging into my Art History - Lucien Freud, Keith Richards

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    1. I think Bernie Wrightson would be the perfect artist to paint Keith Richards.

      Captain Al

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    2. Cap, I have a good mental gallery in my head - Hockney, Jaime W.. Stumped on Wrightson.
      Sure you don't mean Damien Hirst 😉

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    3. Wrightson is amazing !!!

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  8. Love the show and its sister series Landscape AOTY. Both available on Tubi.
    My picks: Aaron Neville. Scariest looking dude I ever met, but just the sweetest guy.
    And Sandy Denny. I'd spend the 4 hours telling her to get her shit together.

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    1. Oh god -- what I wouldn't have given for a couple of hours with Sandy Denny.

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  9. Rob:

    Bernie Wrightson was an illustrator who worked in Hollywood after a long career as a cartoonist including co-creatng the Swamp Thing.

    He was possibly the greatest horror illustrator of the 2nd half of the 20th Century. As a great horror illustrator I thought he could do the perfect Keith Richards.

    Google his Frankenstein illustrations and imagine Bernie doing a humorous Keith!

    Captain Al

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    2. F'n keyboard - Draftsmanship ✍️

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  10. Steve, check yesterday's comments. Late to the game.

    Bob in IL

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    1. The Twigs and the Rubinoos on one bill? Be still my beating heart. 😎

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  11. Francis Bacon painting Keef!

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    1. Would like to be a fly on the wall during that collaboration

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