Thursday, October 18, 2018

What Do You Call a Drummer Without a Girlfriend?

Homeless.

Thank you, I'm here all week -- try the veal. And please tip your waitresses -- they all have massive drug habits to support.

Oh, and here's Fred Armisen telling some other musician jokes.

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3 comments:

  1. Anonymous10/18/2018 9:27 AM

    Great line..

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  2. Anonymous10/18/2018 11:23 AM

    what's the difference between an onion and a banjo? No one cries when you cut up a banjo.....

    What is perfect pitch? Throwing a banjo in the dumpster without hitting the accordion.....

    When you throw a banjo and an accordion off a tall building which hits the ground first? Who cares.....

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  3. pete10/18/2018 4:13 PM

    Why does the drummer leave his sticks on the dashboard of his car? So he can park in handicapped spots.

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