Monday, November 25, 2024

I'm Sorry, I Just Couldn't Resist

This is not a fake, BTW -- President Stupid Hitler© is actually selling crappy guitars. (That one is going for ten grand, if you're dumb enough to spring for it).

My apologies. As I suggested up top, I really couldn't help myself.

In any case, to atone, actual music having actual relevance to the raison d'etre of this here blog -- a really cool new remake of a punk/pop classic -- will appear in this space tomorrow. 😎

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18 comments:

  1. Allan Rosenberg11/25/2024 9:06 AM

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  2. Allan Rosenberg11/25/2024 9:09 AM

    Bet you Kid Rock is the first one to buy one!

    Elon Musk gets his for free!

    We know where 45/47 likes his to go (with lots of KY Jelly)!



    Captain Al

    Captain Al

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  3. M_Sharp11/25/2024 9:50 AM

    Ugh. The grifting never ends.
    My air guitar sounds better.

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  4. Anonymous11/25/2024 10:00 AM

    Pete Seeger’s banjo surrounded fascists, Trump’s guitar promotes them into The White House.

    Captain Al

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  5. MJConroy11/25/2024 10:19 AM

    Those will cost even more when the China Tariffs kick in!

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  6. ChrisE11/25/2024 10:29 AM

    I wonder if those Bibles that Trump was hawking a few months ago, or a lot of the other merchandise he sells, will somehow magically be exempt from those tariffs, because most of what he markets is made in China.

    Re the guitars: Apparently for an extra fee - and this is not joke - you can have "Donald J. Trump" etched into the neck of the guitar.

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  7. ChrisE11/25/2024 10:32 AM

    Also re Trump's guitars: I wonder if they stubbornly, mysteriously go out-of-tune if you try to play a song by somebody who endorsed Kamala eg. Springsteen or Madonna or Beyonce :-)

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  8. Gummo11/25/2024 12:45 PM

    ChrisE, if you try to play a Taylor Swift song, it bursts into flames.

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  9. Allan Rosenberg11/25/2024 1:07 PM

    If you try to play a Springsteen song on a Trump guitar you are instantly "Deported from The USA"!

    Captain Al

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  10. Anonymous11/25/2024 1:33 PM

    six strings of smarminess
    rs

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  11. Rob11/25/2024 3:01 PM

    Tell me that's not a Gibson and a instead a Korean copy. Looks similar to those guitars in the shop window when we gazed thru the glass and marveled at the shapes and colors from distant shores.
    rob 🎸

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  12. Anonymous11/25/2024 4:17 PM

    TDS is real. At least on this site.

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  13. Anonymous11/25/2024 4:35 PM

    The Senate is working on a bill right now, saying that every guitar player in America has to buy one.
    It has already passed the House.

    Jai Guru Dave

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  14. Rob11/25/2024 5:12 PM

    $10,000 is that pre tarif 🤨

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  15. steve simels11/25/2024 6:04 PM

    THIS IS SOOOOOOOOO GREAT!!!!!!

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/news/breaking-trump-guitars-hit-with-cease-and-desist-from-gibson-over-use-of-les-paul-body-shape/ar-AA1uJrif?ocid=BingNewsSerp

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  16. Edward11/25/2024 10:03 PM

    Looks like an undersized guitar in order to make his hands seem big. Look at his right hand.

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  17. ChrisE11/25/2024 10:25 PM

    Gummo - Good one! Haters gonna hate...

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  18. Anonymous11/26/2024 2:32 AM

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