Friday, September 12, 2025

La Fin de La Semaine Essay Question: Special "Classical Has No Vocal" Edition

I should stipulate up front that today's titular quote has been attributed to Marilyn Monroe; apparently she said it in real life, not in a movie, although a Google search has not disgorged a citation for it.

Anyway, if you were here yesterday, when I posted that kinda goofy rocked up version of J.S. Bach's "Air" by Dutch band Ekseption, you probably saw the subject of today's esssay question coming down Broadway, as they say.

So without any further ado, let's get right to it. To wit:

...and your favorite (or least favorite) post-Elvis pop/rock/folk/r&b record by a group or solo artist demonstrating either an overt or implied influence of European classical music in the writing or performing or both, is...?

Discuss.

No arbitrary rules, but just to be a little more specific, what we're talking about doesn't have to be some kind of obvious borrowing from a particular classical composition; some of my favorites aren't, as you will see shortly. And when I say post-Elvis, that's to make sure none of you bastid kids nominates one of those godawful 1940s hits like "Full Moon and Empty Arms," which actually appended sappy lyrics to a melody from Rachmaninov's 2nd Piano Concerto. And yes, you're allowed to put up prog shit if applicable, as distasteful as I might find that personally. 😎

And my nominees? It's a tie. Between this...

...and this.

That's the late Alan Civil playing French horn on the Beatles track, BTW; in case you're unfamiliar with him, he was considered to be perhaps the greatest exponent of his instrument in the second half of the 20th Century. You should hear him do the Mozart horn concertos with Otto Klemperer, is what I'm saying. 😎😎

Alrighty then -- what would YOUR choices be?

And have a fabulous weekend, everybody!!!

73 comments:

Allan Rosenberg said...

Steve:

You have to know this would be my nominee:

Repent Walpurgis - Procol Harum

Captain Al

steve simels said...

I had my suspicions, yes. 😎

Rob said...

Two, both by the same band - ELP
Pictures At An Exhibition
Tarkus (Aaron Copeland)
Regarding Otto Klemperer his son,
Werner was Capt.Klink on Hogans Heros 😉

edward said...

As the sequel opens today...
Lick My Love Pump by Nigel Tufnel

Anonymous said...

i'll say a word in favor of ian anderson of jethro tull - not such a nice guy personally, it seems, but as songwriter, musician and showman, he's one my favorites from my generation

getawaygoober said...

Speaking of Anderson,
Jethro Tull - Bouree

mistah charley, ph.d. said...

chatgpt tells me -

Movie Quote (fictional, comedic)
In The Seven Year Itch (1952), there’s this line:

“This is what they call classical music, isn’t it?”
“Yes.”
“I could tell because there’s no vocal.”

Rob said...

Tom Ewell - still a highly enjoy able movie
"Good old Rachmaninoff, the 2nd Piano Concerto Never Misses" 😉

getawaygoober said...

And Dana Carvey (a la Dennis DeYoung) doing "Choppin' Broccoli."

Anonymous said...

Damnit, you guys beat me to it. Still, from "Flower People" to "Hell Hole," the best band is Spinal Pap, er, Tap.

steve simels said...

I did a phone interview with him once (about his lox farm business) and I thought he couldn't have been nicer.

steve simels said...

Don't get me started on ELP. 😎

steve simels said...

AI strikes again! Seriously, thanks for clearing that up!!!

MJConroy said...

The Who - "Underture" from Tommy

daudder said...

A whiter shade of pale. ...or is that just too obvious?

Anonymous said...

Coincidentally, just yesterday I heard an interview with Randy Bachman who said BTO's "Let it Ride" was inspired by Dvorak's Piano Concerto. O-kay.....

Re Alan Civil: I've always assumed that he was paid just once for his part on "For No One." Same with Bud Shank's flute solo on "California Dreamin." Any experts out there on this subject?

Bob in IL

Rob B Mullen said...

Sorry Steve, no AI. I'm 74. I'll give you that I googled quotes for a film I will probably watched 10 times (lol)

Rob said...

There is a video of Steve Morse, ex dregs, performing JS Bachs - Jesus Of Man's Desire - beautiful rendition

steve simels said...

Interesting. The Dvorak piano concerto is a relatively obscure, i.e. not so often performed, entry in Antonin's ouevre. My respect for Bachman just increased precipitously. 😎

ChrisE said...

Rob - Werner K played COLONEL Klink, you dummkopf :-) :-)

Rob said...
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Rob said...

Duh...COLONEL, got it.
I Know Nothing. 😉

Dennis Lockard said...

Hey Rob, sorry to hijack. Posted this on the recent The Beths thread but thought you might miss it... very interesting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksUCuMIwwik

The Kenosha Kid said...

Nut Rocker by B. Bumble and the Stingers
A Lovers Concerto by The Toys
and something I only found out this week: Hook by Blues Traveler is based on the hook from Pachelbel’s Canon!

Sal Nunziato said...

Coincidentally, "Tarkus' was the first thing I listened to this morning. Side One is epic!

Rob said...

Dennis, I the "old guy" here.
Rather than having to type all that give me something to Google. I am a wicked researcher 🧐

Rob said...

Electric Prunes - Mass In F Minor ⛪

steve simels said...

Very interesting call. 😎

Rob said...

Here's one more Steve from our era -
Blood, Sweat & Tears - 1st album.
Variations On A Theme By Erik Satie First & 2nd Movements
and one more
Pink Floyd Meddle
Fearless/You'll Never Walk Alone - Oscar & Hammerstein

Alzo said...

The Move's 'Cherry Blossom Clinic' breaks into Bach's 'Joy...'
ELO, of course, built their early career on this approach with '10538 Overture,' 'In the Hall of the Mountain King' and their intro to 'Roll Over Beethoven.' Roy Wood would answer that later with the more jazzy 'Bend Over Beethoven.'

Alzo said...

As for the worst, it doesn't get lower than Walter Murphy's 'A Fifth of Beethoven.' Gott in Himmel!

getawaygoober said...

At 11:40 of In-a-Gadda-Da-Vidda, they use the melody of "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIVe-rZBcm4

cthulhu said...

Several ELO songs, of course; agree with Alzo there. I saw them live twice (the real band, not “Jeff Lynne’s ELO” that is without powerhouse drummer Bev Bevan) and in addition to being fabulous, they did cello and violin solo spots that were classically inspired. Great stuff. And they rocked like mofos too.

But my favorite is the James Gang featuring Joe Walsh, “The Bomber”, on their “Rides Again” album. During the long instrumental middle section of the seven-minute song, they play the main theme from Ravel’s “Bolero” as a three piece rock band, very cool, and finish the instrumental section with Vince Guraldi’s “Cast Your Fate to the Wind”, also very cool. And the song begins and closes with some of the most badass cowboy chord riffage in existence.

(The Bolero part has a strange side story: apparently Ravel’s French estate specified that Bolero could never be played except by a symphony orchestra and as a complete piece, so the label - ABC/Dunhill - got nastygrams about the James Gang’s usage; the label of course folded like a cheap suit and had the song and album remastered with the Bolero section cut out. The band and later solo Walsh kept playing the full version in concert though, and “The Bomber” was restored to its full glory when the CD of “Rides Again” was released, with zero Frenchified legal action. The song remains a fixture of Walsh solo concerts.)

Anonymous said...

You mean somebody actually stayed awake 11:40 into In-a-Gadda-Da-Vidda?

Rob said...

Speaking of which -
Jeff Beck's Bolaro with parts of Maurice Ravell's Bolero ..
I guess Beck had a little more clout 😉

getawaygoober said...

That's about where it kicks in on the soundtrack for "Manhunter".

Alzo said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFqPMzFV5fM&list=RDVFqPMzFV5fM&start_radio=1
LOL at 9:00 when Ritchie Blackmore unveils 'Swedish Rhapsody" before tearing it up.

pete said...

Lots of people played Joy of Man's Desiring, including Leo Kottke. And the Roches did Handel's Hallelujah Chorus. I've also heard more than one bluegrass band quote Gershwin's Rhapsody. And didn't McCartney compose an Oratorio, which I haven't heard. Could someone enlighten me?

steve simels said...

How come I didn't nominate "Beck's Bolero"?

Cleveland Jeff said...

Not to nitpick Steve, but doesn't precipitously generally mean downward?

Anonymous said...

Highway Star - Deep Purple (purrrrfect for haulin' ass down the freeway at three in the morning - wired, top down and topless) (sunglasses optional) (at their best Lord and Blackmore were motherfuckers)

VR

Rob B Mullen said...

You basically laid out my daily drive.
Exile on Main Street
Top down, Vw convertible, turbo 200, fender system. At 11 it shakes people off their walkers 😉

Rob said...

Steve Morse playing Jesus will make you find the Lord😉

steve simels said...

YES!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Dave Edmunds does Sabre Dance and Classical Gas which would qualify imo.
rs

Anonymous said...

also Symphony #40 Allegro in G Minor. rs

Rob said...

Yngwie Malmsteen
Concerto Suite for Electric Guitar and
Orchestra in E flat Minor, Op1

Rob said...

Our neighbor in the next town over (Clinton) sold his drum kit to the drummer of the band I roadied for (Buddha Records)

Rob said...

Should have mentioned it was Ron Bushy's kit.

M_Sharp said...

It took 50 comments for someone to finally nominate
"Pretty Ballerina"
even with Left Banke in the article?? Great googly moogly!

steve simels said...

I couldn't agree with you more. 😎

neal t said...

Michael Quatro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmnjtiVm2Xk&list=RDzmnjtiVm2Xk&start_radio=1

Allan Rosenberg said...

"Pretty Ballerina" is by far my favorite The Left Banke track. One of my all-time favorite tracks by anyone.

Great call M_Sharp!

Captain Al

Anonymous said...

A couple more faves in the baroque vein:

A Rose for Emily - Zombies (Eleanor Rigby meets For No One)

Though You Are Far Away - Colin Blunstone (from One Year)

In My Life - Beatles

Jimmy Page - Chopin's Prelude N.4 E Minor, ARMS Royal Albert Hall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5-me5ND8mw

Every Sound I Heard - Colin Blunstone (from Ennismore)

Honorable Mention:

Dave Edmunds did a frenetic version of Bizet - L'Arlésienne, Suite No. 2, Farandole with Love Sculpture on Forms and Feelings.

VR

Anonymous said...

Also Bizet’s “Farandole” on Love Sculpture’s Forms & Feelings

- Paul in DK

Anonymous said...

Toccata and just about anything else by the band Sky, featuring John Williams on guitar.

Curved Air - Vivaldi

- Paul in DK

Rob B Mullen said...

Garth Hudson - Chest Fever
The opening organ melody is that of
Johann Sebastion Bach
Toccata and Fugue in D Minor

Anonymous said...

Aaaaahhh. Pretty Ballerina. That song was playing on the radio at a key moment the first time Sandy and I made girl love. My parents had gone out to dinner and Sandy was on a sleepover. We used to practice kissing guys with each other often. This time we took it all the way. We crossed that line and the cat's been out of the bag ever since. Don't get me wrong, we're not gay. Barely bi. Just special friends that like to share.

That first time was very special. Girls remember that kind of stuff. Vividly and indelibly. Especially me with my hyperthymesia. I had a huge bedroom with a queen-size bed, a sound system and a grand piano. It had its own full bath. It was like a second master bedroom. We lit strawberry scented candles, killed the lights and fired up a joint. The radio was on and the DJ, John Ravenscroft, was playing 30-minute commercial free sets. KMEN came in really good at my parents' house. It may have been AM but it was really clean with a lot of punch. They must have had a top-notch audio processor. Sandy always told me that my radio was magic. We joked about how we were able to will certain songs on the air, aspiring witches that we were. In fact, while lighting the candles and downing the lights, I said "You know, a little "Season of the Witch," would sound real good right about now." Damn if it wasn't the first song in the set. It was playing when we made out in the shower soaping each other up.

When we made it to the bed, we got on our knees and I prayed out loud. "Dear Lord, swim in our flesh. Dear Lord, inflame the passion. Dear Lord, enchant our senses. Dear Lord, satisfy our souls. Dear Lord, fill our cups till they run over. Dear Lord, make us one.”

Our prayer was answered forthwith. Our baptism was our consummate immersion in the pleasures of the flesh. The warm feeling of closeness was never so deep or gratifying. We experienced transcendence and unity as the boundaries between us became less defined. Our egos dissolved and we were one. We stepped out of our concrete sense of self and radiated joy from our newfound freedom. Rapturous release.

That's the G version, anyway.

Even though we were locked into a sex trance, I remember every song in that early evening set like it was yesterday. After Donovan's "Season of the Witch," Laura Nyro's "Wedding Bell Blues,' came forth. It was a Top Five hit in Berdoo. While embracing, we took turns singing and acting out the lines to each other between kisses, it was a fun lead up.

The Mojo Men's version of "Sit Down I Think I Love You," was next. Followed by the Stones' "Ruby Tuesday," Lesley Gore's "California Nights," Nancy Sinatra's "Sugar Town," the Merry-Go-Round's "Live" the Airplane's "My Best Friend," Love's "She Comes In Colors," the Left Banke's "Pretty Ballerina," and the Misunderstood's "I Can Take You to the Sun."

It was a religious experience.

VR

steve simels said...

Is it warm in here or is it just me? 😎

Rob said...

🚨. 🌈

Anonymous said...

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JD said...

Eric Carmen - All By Myself (album version) should be on the list.

Rob B Mullen said...

Cause when we kiss Mmmmmm Fire
, 🔥

Anonymous said...

The grand piano had its own bath? I've heard of getting an organ wet, but that's another level.....
C in California

getawaygoober said...

Was this a Kathy Bates hot tub moment?

Allan Rosenberg said...

TMI, TMI

Captain Al

Rob said...

I know that this is a complete 180° degrees off topic - Steve I under stand if you delete but I ask those among us to Google Todd Snyder's song - Conservative Christia...
It's especially relevant to the turmoil we are experiencing

steve simels said...

I'm a fan of his, but I don't know that song. Gonna go check it out right now....

steve simels said...

And may I just say, and for the record, that unless I am very much mistaken, this is now the all-time record for number of comments on any blog post in PowerPop history. 😎

M_Sharp said...

I wonder if anyone else counted the comments to see if I was right.....

Rob said...

Let's add one more 😉 Steve
were you able to find Todd's song on YouTube - he performed it at Farm Aid
Back in the day he was often a guest of "Imus in the morning" on your local WNBeeeC"

Anonymous said...

Bitter Way - New York Rock 'N Roll Ensemble (their Reflections album is pretty solid)
Began To Burn - New York Rock 'N Roll Ensemble

and these Bach numbers by the same band

Bach's "Trio Sonata No. 2 in G Major." & "Trio Sonata No. 1 In C Major 2nd Movement - Alla Breve Fugue"

Did anyone mention the Byrds' "She Don't Care About Time" which quotes "Jesu ...." That's a favorite of mine, as I testified to previously on one of these blogs

Just for the hell of it, here is the Pretty Ballerina "magical girl love" Ravenscroft KMEN setlist with an addition and a correction. It blew our tweenage minds. I'll testify to that. Time frame: January 1967. Right before Penny Lane & Strawberry Fields. Right before Ravenscroft peeled out for Radio Caroline amid rumors of a pot bust with underage girls. KMEN was the only station in the USA which played the import only single of I Can Take You To the Sun by the Misunderstood. Despite being unable to chart, it was in regular rotation as long as Peel was there and the listeners demanded to hear their local heroes. You really had to be there to fully appreciate this but a little imagination goes a long way.

Here's the link:

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1vmPLhErspwasvMg8q2nwlQBDZPIa0GcU?dmr=1&ec=wgc-drive-hero-goto


VR

The following are not my faves but more examples-

Manfred Mann's Earth Band - Joybringer (Holst The Planets Jupiter The Bringer of Jollity influence)

Led Zeppelin - Dazed and Confused (live version) (Holst The Planets Mars The Bringer of War quotes)

Rainbow - Difficult to Cure (Beethoven's 9th) (pretty cheezy)
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Anonymous said...

One more: Cozy Powell - Over The Top which includes a Tchaikovsky finale.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKRGjKOj46M

- Paul in DK