Thursday, June 02, 2005

Important Questions


Did the world really need a midget Kiss cover band? I'm skeptical. Posted by Hello

10 comments:

  1. Yes. More than anything else we could possibly imagine.

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  2. only if we can have the correlative midget "Runaways" cover band.

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  3. Oh now THAT is ART!!!! You know what else we need? A midget SEX PISTOL cover band.. that would be sweet...

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  4. Oh cool.. they're playing in your neck of the woods this weekend... Do I sense the opportunity for you and Thers to have a hot date?

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  5. When I was on vacation recently, I caught a bit of a Jerry Springer episode titled "Don't Hurt The Midget". Two normal-sized sisters were fighting over the midget (he had a mullet and was missing some teeth), while the audience chanted "don't hurt the midget!" over and over.

    It was singularly the most surreal thing I have ever seen on television.

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  6. Also, if you want to see the tables turned, you should check out a movie called Blood Dolls, where the baddie has a girl rock band in a cage, and the midget is the one who forces them to play, by administering electric shocks.

    This is not actually the plot, just a minor detail.

    Did I mention that the baddie's sinister, deadpan henchman wears clown makeup?

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  7. Beautiful and stoned!!! Great music blog. I write about music too, so check it out if you've got the time.

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  8. Thanks, Horatio! Looks like some good stuff.

    I deeply regret that my esteemed spouse, the estimable Thersites, has flatly refused to attend midget Kiss when they appear in our town tomorrow evening. I'm crushed.

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  9. Eli,
    I'll see you one Blood Dolls and raise you a double feature of Desperate Teenage Lovedolls and Lovedoll Superstar.

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  10. Yeah... Desperate Teenage Lovedolls and Lovedoll Superstar are CLASSICS.

    Thers won't see Mini Kiss? What a meanie....

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