"We will aggressively prosecute those individuals who attempt to pirate our property by generating 'buzz' about any proprietary music, movies, or software, or enjoy same in the company of anyone other than themselves."
Admit it: if you didn't know it was The Onion, it'd be perfectly plausible.
That's too funny. Shorter Onion: Fuck RIAA! Funny, that's a shorter NTodd, too...
ReplyDeleteAll your buzz are belong to us.
ReplyDeleteIt's hard reading the Onion these days...ya just never know
ReplyDelete