Monday, July 14, 2014

Monday Essay Question

The two greatest couplets in the history of rock 'n' roll are:


From "Midnight Moses" by The Sensational Alex Harvey Band in 1974...



"I wish I was a forest ranger...

Danger, danger, danger."

...and from 1968 and The Kinks' The Village Green Preservation Society...



"We are the Custard Pie Appreciation Consortium...

God save the George Cross, and all those who were awarded them."

Discuss.

21 comments:

  1. Jai Guru Dave7/14/2014 11:46 AM

    With all due modesty, I would have to nominate this couplet from deep within the Weasel's catalogue:

    "We'll have a drink, and maybe another...
    I'll make some cracks, concerning your mother."

    Now that sir, is poetry!

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  2. No Christmas cards to send

    Daddy likes men!

    Ramones "We're a Happy Family"

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  3. First thing that popped into my head...
    BLOTTO: I Wanna Be a Lifeguard

    Hardly any clothes
    Sand between my toes
    White stuff on my nose!

    Now THAT is poetry. Eat yer heart out, Dylan.

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  4. The Artist Formerly Known As Sinfonian7/14/2014 3:09 PM

    From "Going the Distance," by Cake:

    Bowel-shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse
    Assail him, impale him with monster-truck force.


    Nothing short of brilliant.

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  5. Apart from tens of Bob Dylan songs, I always thought Townes Van Zandt, "Fare Thee Well, Miss Carousel" from TOWNES VAN ZANDT (1969), was (and remains) remarkable poetry

    Well the drunken clown's still hanging 'round
    But it plain the laughter's all died down
    The tears you tried so hard to hide
    Are flowin'

    And a blind man with his knife in hand
    Has convinced himself that he understands
    I wish him well, Miss Carousel
    But I gotta be a-goin'

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  6. Fellin' pretty frisky and rockin' today so:

    Cream:

    She's a witch of trouble messin' in the glue
    If you don't watch out it'll stick to you

    Alice:

    You can be my slave and I'll be a stranger
    We could be in passion we could be in danger

    Zeppelin:

    Been Dazed and Confused for so long it's not true.
    Wanted a woman, never bargained for you.

    Hey, hey, mama, said the way you move
    Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.

    Billy Joe Royal / Deep Purple:

    She's got loving like quicksand
    Only took one touch of my hand

    Deep Purple:

    So far away from the garden we love
    She is what moves in the soul of a dove

    Alice again:

    I'd lick her nylon seams
    Like a hungry cat with cream

    And the Stones:

    Dandelion don't tell no lies
    Dandelion will make you wise

    http://i1282.photobucket.com/albums/a535/VanessaStone/To%20the%20Nth%20Degree/Play-the-Game-With-Every-Flower-You-Bring_zpsce450276.jpg

    Vickie Rock - Waking up on the hard side of the bed

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  7. Brooklyn Girl7/14/2014 4:45 PM

    She was just seventeen,
    You know what I mean ---

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  8. The Beach Boys

    I'm pickin' up good vibrations
    She's givin' me excitations

    Laura Nyro:

    Life turns like the endless sea, death tolls like a vesper bell
    Children laugh and lovers dream on a street called buy and sell


    The Stones

    I can pick your face out from the front or behind
    You may look pretty but I can't say the same for your mind

    Vickie Rock - Never mind the forecast 'cause the sky has lost control
    'Cause the fury and broken thunder's come to match my raging soul

    http://i1282.photobucket.com/albums/a535/VanessaStone/To%20the%20Nth%20Degree/ServetheMaster_zps7eff187b.jpg

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  9. One more:

    Beefheart:

    Midnight cowboy stained in black
    Reads dark roads without a map

    Vickie Rock

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  10. The Sixties:

    And in the end, the love you take
    Is equal to the love you make

    The Seventies:

    I like your legs, they're soft to the touch
    Wrapped around me, I like it so much

    Well, you can yank me and you can crank me
    But don't you wake up and try to thank me

    Vickie Rock - Losing touch with reality and I'm almost out of blow
    It's such a fine line, I hate to see it go

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  11. A few more and I'm out the door

    She seems to glow brilliantly white
    and her hair seems to shine in the night
    With her feet unbelievably light and her teeth ready, sharpened to bite

    and,

    She knows just how to please her man - Softer than a baby lamb
    But she's educated, Doesn't give a damn

    finally,

    One things not said too much, but I think it's true
    They just get married cause there's nothing else to do,

    Vickie Rock - They call her jaded strumpet. That girl sure blows my trumpet.

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  12. Vickie, please stop. Do you realize that HALF the comments here are yours?

    You need to get a life.

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  13. The rain water pouring all under my hood
    I knew that was doin' my motor good

    Chuck Berry "Maybelline"


    She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
    I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum

    Frank Zappa "Dinah Moe Humm"


    I got the short end of the chicken and
    She got the golden goose

    Delbert McClinton "Livin' It Up"


    There she was just a-walkin' down the street
    Singin' do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do

    Manfred Mann "Doo Wah Diddy"

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  14. I saw her from the corner when she turned and doubled back and started walkin' toward a coffee colored Cadillac.
    I was pushin' through the crowd tryin’ to get to where she's at, I was campaign shouting like a southern diplomat

    Have you seen her face? Her eyes reflect the colors in the sky.
    A warm familiar place to be swept into whenever she's close by.

    Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name.
    What’s puzzling you is just the nature of my game.

    Vickie Rock - Yeah, darlin' gonna make it happen, take the world in a love embrace
    Fire all of your guns at once and explode into space.

    BTW

    got LIFE if you want it! I like mine with lots of bananas and cream.:)

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  15. Sheena is a punk rocker
    Sheena is a punk rocker
    Sheena is a punk rocker now

    yeah, it's a triplet, but, it's great.
    Rest In Peace (or Whatever) Tommy, Joey, Dee Dee, Johnny
    Thanks for everything -

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  16. You think I'm psycho, don't you Mama?
    You'd better let 'em lock me up.

    Jack Kittel "Psycho


    She was the winner
    That became the doggy's dinner

    Nick Lowe "Marie Provost"


    I walk 47 miles of barbed wire
    I use a cobra snake for a neck tie

    Arlene took me by my hand,

    And she said ooowee bo, you know I understand.

    Bo Diddley "Who Do You Love?"

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  17. My social life's a dud
    My name is really mud

    "Talk Talk" The Music Machine

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  18. They lay down beside me, I made my confession to them. They touched both my eyes, I touched the dew on their hem
    If your life is a leaf that the seasons tear off and condemn, they will bind you with love that is graceful and green as a stem

    On the tabletops she's dancing, sit and smile into your beer
    Turn around oh Cherry for me, let me know you know I'm here

    You're a prima ballerina on a Spring afternoon
    Change on into the wolfman, howlin' at the moon,

    I am the bitch with the hot guitar
    I am the air, the sun and stars

    At thirteen they'll be learnin'
    At fourteen they'll be burnin'

    Serpentine sleekness
    Was always my weakness

    He swallowed his pride and puckered his lips
    And showed me the leather belt 'round his hips
    My knees were shaking my cheeks aflame
    He said "You'll never go down to the Gods again"

    I'm aching for you baby, I can't pretend I'm not
    I love to see you naked in your body and your thought

    You knock me out, you're like a well oiled Smith and Wesson
    Dressed to the nines, don't look fifteen, there's no question
    Don't need I.D. and there's no house detective to crowd you
    Slip in the back and slip out of what ever you're into.

    She's young, she's wealthy, she's far from healthy. She does it up in Beverly Hills
    She wears a foam back bra, she drives her daddy's car. Has a pill to bend your will.

    AC - DC
    She's got some other woman as well as me

    I'll give you something to live for
    Have ya, grab ya, till you're sore

    A flower lady's daughter
    As sweet as holy water
    Said, "I'm a school reporter
    Please teach me", well, I taught her

    Don't say a word, my virgin child
    Just let your inhibitions run wild
    The secret is about to unfold
    Upstairs before the night's too old

    Honey, you shake, I'll rattle, we'll roll on down the line
    See if we can't get in touch with a very close friend of mine
    But let me clue you in, it ain't like him to argue or pretend
    Well, honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend

    Nymphomanic nimrod bless your thigh high boots.
    Feed your hungry minions playing blue veined flutes.
    Keep on trucking, think of all the fun you had
    You know there's such a lot of good ways to be bad

    Almond eyes my Turkish pearl
    Burn me up sweet oyster girl
    Shove me in your steaming vat
    Make me split like chicken fat

    So I knelt there at the Delta at the Alpha, the Omega, at the cradle where the river meets the seas
    And like a blessing come from heaven for something like a second I was healed and my heart was at ease.

    Vickie Rock - Celebrating the power of womanhood and the Eve bitten apple in song.

    P.S. I wish I was in Tijuana. Eating barbecued iguana.

    They'll zip you up and dress you down and stand you in a row
    But you know you don't have to, you can just say "no"

    He's the crimson in your face du jour, the fiddler in your darkest night
    He's the melody without a cure. Rome is burning, but that's all right

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  19. Up to Lexington, 1-2-5,
    Feel sick 'n' dirty- more dead than alive

    Yeah, I know; uplifting, innit?

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  20. Way you wear those dresses, the sun comes shinin' through
    
I can't believe my eyes, all that mess belongs to you

    Big Joe Turner "Shake, Rattle, and Roll"


    My telephone number is Cherry i 8 1 2
    So come on over baby when you're lonesome

    Big Joe Turner "The Chill Is On"


    Down at the draft board dressed like a girl
    I got classified 1-A they said I'd build morale

    Swamp Dogg "Buzzard Luck"


    Was it a millionaire
    Who said imagine no possessions?

    Elvis Costello "The Other Side Of Summer"


    The country music station plays soft
    But there's nothing really nothing to turn off

    Bob Dylan "Visions Of Johanna"

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  21. Alzo, in response to your recent post:

    Never a frown
    With golden brown

    I’m livin’ on a Chinese rock
    All my best things are in hock

    There’s a hole in daddy’s arm where all the money goes
    Jesus Christ died for nothin’ I suppose

    Don't seem right, I've been strung out here all night. I've been waiting for the taste, you said you'd bring to me
    Biscayne Bay where the Cuban gentlemen sleep all day. I went searching for the song, you used to sing to me.

    Vickie Rock - Visiting Dr. Wu

    Plus these catchy lines from our national bird:

    There she stood in the doorway, I heard the mission bell.
    And I was thinking to myself this could be Heaven or this could be Hell.

    No woman ever do what you do high on a pleasure wheel.
    No devil ever cast a voodoo so long and dark and real.

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