Tuesday, October 21, 2014

THEY SAY IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!


Taking the day off as a result, bitches!!!



Then I'm taking myself out to dinner tonight -- at the piss elegant Italian restaurant up the street -- and crashing after pitchers and pitchers of adult beverages.

Shit, I'm gonna be really old today -- you think I'm PLEASED about this?


Anyway, regular non-insane posting resumes tomorrow.

If I fucking feel like it.

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13 comments:

  1. Blue Ash Fan10/21/2014 10:10 AM

    Mazltov tsu dayn geboyrn-tog, Steve.

    (And, yes, I had to look that up. Haven't really been around Yiddish since my dear grandmother departed back in the '80s.)

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  2. Carol10/21/2014 12:13 PM

    We are all getting older - quite yer whining! (I celebrated mine early this month)
    But seriously, have a wonderful day and dinner!

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  3. Brooklyn Girl in Queens10/21/2014 12:53 PM

    Celebrate, dammit! You deserve it. :-)

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  4. Mark10/21/2014 12:59 PM

    Happy B-day, ol' boy, and thank you for running this blogship.

    Which reminds me. A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel sticking out of his groin.

    The bartender sizes up the pirate, looks over at the ship's wheel, and asks, "Jeeeeez ... that must hurt like hell! Are you OK?"

    In turn, the pirate sizes up the bartender, looks all around the bar, and responds, "Arrrrrrrrgggghhh. It's driving me nuts!"

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  5. steve simels10/21/2014 1:09 PM

    Heh.
    :-)

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  6. Dave10/21/2014 2:32 PM

    Happy Birthday! Been spanked yet?

    Dave F.

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  7. Anonymous10/21/2014 2:52 PM

    Happy B-day Steve. From a fellow October Twenty Firster.

    Phil the Mailman

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  8. Anonymous10/21/2014 3:35 PM

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, STEVE-
    If I could buy you a drink for every album or track you've turned me on to over the years, well, you'd be seriously PLASTERED and I'd be seriously BROKE. Best wishes for this one and many more.
    It's probably none of my business, but where is The Certain Shady Dame in this scenario? Hmmm....

    J. Lag

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  9. buzzbabyjesus10/21/2014 3:35 PM

    Happy Birthday! You're still you.

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  10. pete10/21/2014 4:26 PM

    Good on ya, mate! I have fond memories of that restaurant. Let's try for lunch there in December....

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  11. Anonymous10/21/2014 7:57 PM

    This Happy Birthday stuff is getting old!

    Capt. Al

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  12. Alzo10/22/2014 12:10 AM

    Willard Scott wants to know how you do it.

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  13. Brooklyn Girl in Queens10/22/2014 11:26 AM

    It's probably none of my business, but where is The Certain Shady Dame in this scenario? Hmmm....

    J. Lag

    It's not, but since you asked --- I'm saving it for the weekend. :-)

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