Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Closed for Monkey Legal Business

Been accused of sexual assault of The Incomparable Eddie© for some reason.

Obviously, it's absurd. And fortunately, my high-priced attorney is on it.


Regular totally innocent posting resumes tomorrow.
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4 comments:

  1. Anonymous12/12/2017 5:15 PM

    So let me get this straight: after a couple of years of very heavy railing against Donald Trump, it's possible that you yourself might have... grabbed a pussy. Oh, the irony, Mr. Simels.

    J. Lag

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  2. steve simels12/12/2017 6:31 PM

    It’s pretty humiliating.

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  3. pete12/13/2017 2:25 AM

    Pat DiNizio?

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  4. steve simels12/13/2017 9:37 AM

    I just heard.

    God fucking damn it.

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