Friday, March 31, 2023

La Fin de la Semaine Essay Question: Special "Let Us Now Praise Famous Men (or Broads)" Edition

From 1972, please enjoy the late great Michael Nesmith and his fabulous psychedelic-country rock reimagining of the venerable "Bonaparte's Retreat."

The song title derives from a wordless fiddle tune dating back at least to the 1800s, although Nesmith's version is a cover of a 1949 country hit by Pee Wee King.

In any case, the Nes record is perhaps my all time favorite of his post-Monkees musical efforts. The swirling 12-string and pedal steel instrumental sections between the choruses could easily have been done by some San Francisco ballroom band of the late 60s -- Moby Grape, anyone? Whatever, it's a great performance.

And now to business. To wit:

...and the best or worst rock (or related genre) song referencing a real life person by name in the title or lyrics is...?

Discuss.

Have a great weekend, everybody!!!

29 comments:

  1. getawaygoober3/31/2023 2:36 AM

    St. Charles - Jefferson Starship
    Slow Turning (Charlie Watts)- John Hiatt

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  2. Songs off the top of my head, no judging: BÖC's "Joan Crawford". And another one that mentions Hitler & some of his friends, "Me-262".

    Jackie Susann & Tomata du Plenty are name-checked in X's "Adult Books".

    "Judgement in a Babylon" by Lee Perry is great. Gets all over Chris Blackwell.

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  3. Elvis Costello -Episode of Blonde. Name checks--- Elvis
    Tom Waits (or Daniel Johnston) - Name checks Harry Harryhausen
    Modern Lovers: Pablo Picasso
    Johnathan Richman has songs about Vermeer, Walter Johnson, Harpo Marx, and more
    Johnny Horton - Battle of New Orleans. Name checks - Andrew Jackson
    Kim Carnes- Bette Davis Eyes

    that's enough for now.

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  4. Brian Wilson by the Barenaked Ladies

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  5. My fave remains Alex Chiton by the Replacements

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  6. Kissing Johnny Ramone
    by The 99ers
    So Long Frank Lloyd Wright
    by Simon & Garfunkel

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  7. Jackie Wilson Said - Van Morrison
    Janie Jones - The Clash
    In Memory of Elizabeth Reed - Allman Brothers
    Andy Warhol - David Bowie

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  8. Abraham, Martin & John - Dion
    The Lonesome Death of Hattie Carroll - Bob Dylan
    George Jackson - Bob Dylan
    Frederick - Patti Smith
    Bonzo Goes to Bitburg - The Ramones (and if Bonzo wasn't Reagans's real name, it shoulda been)
    and 2 songs that reference the same person:
    That's It For the Other One - Grateful Dead
    Cassidy - Bob Weir

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  9. Here's one that names a heap of people from all walks of life and rhymes the couplets:
    "Brian Wilson and William Tell,
    Harry Belafonte, Alexander Bell
    Archangel Gabriel, Richard Hell
    and Anton Miller"

    The Church: Welcome
    https://youtu.be/s1B2THHpAmY

    - Paul in DK

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  10. The (Albany) Weasels - Calling Larry Storch

    The (Teaneck) Weasels - Ol' Captain Al

    Captain Al ;-)

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  11. Neil Young: Hey Hey, My My (Into the Black): Johnny Rotten
    John Fogerty: Zanz Kant Danz: Saul Zaentz
    Lorne Greene: Ringo

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  12. Dan Bern has lot of 'em. 'Tiger Woods',Isner and Mahut, and the one about going down on Madonna are maybe the best of them.
    But the winner is...
    'Rufus is a Tit Man' by Loudon Wainwright III.

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  13. Marie Provost - Nick Lowe
    Switchboard Susan - Nick Lowe
    “When I’m with you girl I get an extension
    And I don’t mean Alexander Graham Bell’s invention”
    Genius!

    JD Goldberg

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  14. More Dylan:

    Hurricane
    Joey

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  15. More name checks than I can list: The Fleshtones - American Beat 84
    Billy Bragg - Levi Stubbs Tears

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  16. NRBQ - Captain Lou Albano
    the Band - The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down (Stoneman's Cavalry)
    Little Feat - Brides of Jesus
    CSN - Suite: Judy Blue Eyes (I can't believe nobody thought of this one yet)

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  17. Yet another Dylan:

    Sara

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  18. Tony Wilson Said - Badly Drawn Boy
    Be my Yoko Ono . Barenaked Ladies (hat-tip to anon)
    Picasso's Last Words - Macca
    Free Man in PAris/Carey -Joni Mitchell

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  19. Best:
    Warren Zevon, Genius - “Albert Einstein was a ladies’ man / while he was working on his universal plan / He was making out like Charlie Sheen / He was a genius…” (Mata Hari also gets name-checked in this song, one of WZ’ best late-career numbers)

    And WZ again, Detox Mansion - one of my favorite Zevon songs from any era, name-checks Liza Minnelli and Elizabeth Taylor; features R.E.M. (minus Mr. Whiny) as the backing band, with a scorching lap steel lead part from the late and very lamented David Lindley.

    Speaking of R.E.M., It’s the End of the World as We Know It seemingly name-checks everyone and is a kick-ass song to boot.

    Fairport Convention, Marty Groves - well, there was almost certainly a real person with that name at some point…

    Worst:
    Billy Joel, something about fire :-(
    The Cult, their song ostensibly about Edie Sedgwick, I’m too lazy to look up the title, but it’s awful.

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  20. Damn autocorrect, “Matty Groves”…

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  21. "Timothy Leary's dead" - Legend of a Mind by Moody Blues

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  22. Martin Scorcese by King Missile. An absolute classic.

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  23. Marcus Garvey - Burning Spear
    Stand Down Margaret(Thatcher)
    -The English Beat

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  24. Julia - Beatles
    Sympathy for the Devil (the Kennedys) - Stones

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  25. Nick Lowe -- All Men Are Liars (Rick Astley in that hilarious first verse)

    Warren Zevon, then the Drive-By Truckers -- Play It All Night Long (Lynyrd Skyryrd & RVZ)

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  26. I don't know about the rest of you, but I'd love to head to idyllic "Oklahoma USA" with Ray Davies & The Kinks:
    "But in her dreams, she is far away,
    In Oklahoma U.S.A.
    With Shirley Jones and Gordon McRea"

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