Friday, October 31, 2025

Weekend Listomania: Special "Got Live If You Want It -- Or Even If You Don't!" Edition

[I first posted a sort-of version of this -- well, it was actually a lot more serious, but still -- back in 2008 (yipes). I've completely rejiggered and rewritten it (only one of the albums below appeared on the original list) and have in general tried to compensate for my recent slacker act in these precincts. Enjoy! -- S.S.]

Well, it's Friday and you know what that means. Yes, my Eurasian fille de joie Fah lo Suee and I are off to scenic Mar-a-Lago for a fin-de-la-semaine ballroom fete featuring what's being billed as "la première lecture dramatique" of Les Dossiers Epstein.

Not sure what that means, but it sounds very existential, so just in case I'm having my beret re-blocked.

In any case, posting by moi will necessarily be sporadic for a few days.

But in my absence, here's a fun project for you all to contemplate:

MOST OVER-RATED OR UNDER-RATED LIVE ALBUM BY A POST-ELVIS POP/ROCK/FOLK/SOUL/COUNTRY GROUP OR SOLO ARTIST!!!

No arbitrary rules whatsoever, for obvious reasons.

And my totally Top of My Head Top Six, in both categories, are:

6. Peter Frampton -- Frampton Comes Alive!

As Mike Meyers says in Waynes World 2:

"Exqueese me? Have I seen this one before? 'Frampton Comes Alive'? Everybody in the world has 'Frampton Comes Alive.' If you lived in the suburbs you were issued it. It came in the mail with samples of "Tide".

5. Marshall Chapman -- It's About Time...

C'mon -- singing "Jailhouse Rock" to an audience of inmates at a women's prison? Conceptual masterstrokes don't come any neater.

4. Ritchie Valens -- In Concert at Pacoima Jr. High School

At his Alma Mater, not long before the plane crash. Primitively recorded, but a heart as big as all outdoors.

3. The Band -- The Last Waltz

Sorry -- any live album featuring Neil Diamond is by definition unfit for man nor beast.

2. Television -- Live at the Old Waldorf

I'd forgotten just how spine-tingling that is. Seriously -- two guitars, bass and drums just don't get any cooler-sounding.

And the all-time underrated live album is...

1. The Floor Models -- Floor by Four: Live at JPs in 1982

What -- you didn't see that coming? 😎

Alrighty then -- what would YOUR choices be?

And have a great weekend, everybody!!!

Thursday, October 30, 2025

Michael Antunes 1940-2025

Okay, I'm one of those weirdos who thought that the original Eddie and the Cruisers film -- and the Beaver Brown Band, the real-life guys (Antunes, briefly glimpsed in the clip below, was their sax player) who provided the music -- were actually pretty good.

On the other hand, much of that is down to the fact that I had, and continue to have, a huge crush on the film's delightful female lead Ellen Barkin.

I should add that "We ain't great, we're just some guys from Jersey" -- as uttered in a climactic scene by co-star Matthew Laurence -- is perhaps my favorite line of dialogue in any movie ever. 😎

Havve I mentioned that this death shit is really starting to piss me off?

Wednesday, October 29, 2025

Tuesday, October 28, 2025

"Swing, Baby -- You're Platinum!"

From SNL in 1991, please enjoy the late great Phil Hartman as he hosts the Sunday morning panel show I only wish had actually existed -- The Sinatra Group!!!

I've referenced the joke in today's title on a couple of occasions in the past -- most recently in yesterday's musings on the new Springsteen movie -- but you could have knocked me over with a feather when I did the research and discovered I'd never actually posted the sketch itself.

Which is only a) one of the funniest SNL bits of all time and b) perhaps the most hilarious parody of pop-star pretentions ever witnessed by sentient mammalians anywhere.

We should add that it gets special bonus points for 1) Hartman/Sinatra intro-ing Sinead O'Connor as Uncle Fester and 2) Sting's impression of Billy Idol's snarl.

Monday, October 27, 2025

Cinematic Notes From All Over: Special "It Came From Jersey" Edition

So I saw Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere yesterday afternoon.

Long-time readers will recall that I have never been a fan of the Nebraska album, the making of which the film is theoretically based upon. For those who've come in late, BTW, here's the review I wrote when it was new (December 1982) for the sadly departed Stereo Review.

When times get tough, someone once observed, entertainment gets sloppy, but in the case of Bruce Springsteen, the once and future Bard of Asbury Park, New Jersey, we may have to amend that; when times get tough, entertainment gets grim. At least that's one implication to be derived from Nebraska, Springsteen's new all-acoustic -- dare I say it? -- folk music album. Another is that the record business is in even worse shape than I thought. Since the production costs of what sounds like the bleakest record of the year must have been next to nothing (Springsteen recorded it at home on a four-track Teac cassette deck), you might think Columbia would give us a break and sell it at a really reduced price -- like about two bucks. No such luck.

That's a pretty cynical thing to say about a Bruce Springsteen album, Springsteen being the one mainstream rock star who maintains a genuine give-and-take relationship with his audience, but I'm afraid Nebraska inspires cynicism. It sounds like it was written for critics rather than people. I'm not suggesting a sellout; in a lot of ways a release like this is a very gutsy career move, and I don't doubt that the ten songs on it are as sincerely, deeply felt as anything Springsteen has ever done. In some ways, actually, it's weirdly appropriate that he should mutate, however briefly, into a latter-day Woody Guthrie. CBS originally signed him as a folk singer, things are pretty depressing out there, and somebody's got to do it, I suppose. It's just that most of Nebraska is, well, boring.

I can't fault the stories Springsteen tells here. He seems to have aimed for a sort of contemporary working-class, factory-town equivalent of The Grapes of Wrath, and mostly he's succeeded. As vignettes they're wonderful; one in particular -- "Highway Patrolman" -- is going to make a heck of a movie someday. [It did. Sean Penn filmed it as The Indian Runner in 1991.--S.S.] But musically...my God. The tunes are less than minimalist, the tempos are uniformly dirgelike, and hardly a ray of sunlight breaks through the overpowering miasma of fatalism and gloom. The effect is to trivialize the stories. It's impossible to care about the lives of the people being chronicled when the music is so resolutely leaden.

I suspect that this is not due so much to a lack of inspiration as it is to deliberate calculation. Springsteen has been headed in this direction for some time now. A lot of Darkness on the Edge of Town was all but unlistenable for the same reasons, and in places The River was even worse, the stark dramas inflated to operatic pretentiousness and unintentional self-parody. Nebraska, with its self-conscious underproduction, achieves the same sad result from the opposite direction. Springsteen must know better -- just listen to the material he gives away to other artists. Heck, his "Out of Work," on the recent Gary U.S. Bonds album, says far more about blue-collar aspirations than anything on Nebraska, and it's also tuneful, danceable and fun.

But Springsteen seems to think that fun is beneath him now. As much as it pains me to say it, I think what we have here is a classic case of a "primitive" artist corrupted by "intellectuals" (well, ex-rock writers, like his producer Jon Landau and official biographer Dave Marsh). How else to explain Springsteen's apparent compulsion to make the Big Statement every time out, the references to film directors -- here it's Terence Malick (Badlands) in the title song -- and the hectoring preachiness of so much of his recent output? Nebraska, its offhand simplicity notwithstanding, is an ambitious work, and, given the thoroughly decadent state of contemporary pop music, it merits respect if only because it aims high. But the fact is, it misses -- by a big margin -- and the reasons suggest that its author has worked himself into what may be an artistic cul-de-sac. Let's hope I'm wrong. -- Steve Simels

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: Nebraska. Bruce Springsteen (vocals, guitar, harmonica). COLUMBIA TC 38358

Okay -- so what did I think now that I've experienced the film?

Here's the short version, by the numbers.

!. Jeremy Allen White as Springsteen is utterly brilliant. I completely believed he WAS Bruce throughout the whole thing, including the musical stuff. Also: The Jersey Shore milieu feels totally authentic, both visually and culturally.

2. Former CBS exec Jimmy Iovine is hilarious in a cameo as himself. Aussie actress Odessa Young is also touching and wildly sexy in the role of a woman who does not seem to have actually existed in Bruce's real life.

3. The film is NOT in point of fact about the making of the Nebraska album, i.e. Bruce's creative process at the time or his battles with the philistine corporate types who wanted lots of hit singles rather than a larger/grim artistic statement. It is, instead, about the deep personal hurt of an oh-so-sensitive and wildly successful young guy who's having emotional problems stemming from a moderately abusive father. Which, frankly, is a lot more cliched and uninteresting than I was hoping.

4. For most of the film, all I could think about was the great old SNL bit where Phil Hartman played Frank Sinatra hosting a panel of spoiled pop stars. In which he castigated Jan Hooks, as a pretentious and unsympathetic Sinead O'Connor, with the classic line "Swing baby -- you're platinum!!!"

5. I have no desire to see Deliver Me From Nowhere again ever.

You're welcome very much. 😎

Friday, October 24, 2025

La Fin de La Semaine Essay Question(s): Special "All the World's a Multiplex" Edition

So -- first of all, thanks for all the kind birthday good wishes. I got very verklempt and you guys made an old man feel very happy.

But speaking of my birthday, a certain Shady Dame of my acquaintance is taking me to see Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere, starring that guy from The Bear as the Boss, on Sunday...

...and I gotta say that, on the basis of the trailer, and everything I've read about the flick so far, I suspect it might be pretty good.

I'll have more to say next week, unsurprisingly. 😎

But in the meantime, that leads us to the business at hand. And it's a two-parter.

To wit:

1...and your favorite or least favorite bio-pic (roughly defined) of a post-Presley rock/pop/folk/soul/country artist or group is...?

2. What post-Presley rock/pop/folk/soul/country artist or group would you most or least like to see as the subject of a forthcoming bio-pic?

Discuss.

Okay, in case you're wondering -- my favorite existing bio-pic is...

And the not-yet-made one I'd least like to see would be of this guy.

Actually, you could probably make a pretty funny flick about Lord Sutch, but hey -- I don't know if I would bother to watch. I mean, life's short. 😎 😎

But alrighty then -- what would YOUR choices be?

And have a great weekend everybody!!!

Thursday, October 23, 2025

Chrissie Hynde: Is Two a Crowd?

From her just released (last Friday) new album Duets Special, please enjoy the incomparable Chrissie Hynde with (the song's composer's son) Julian Lennon and a shall we say interesting(?) version of The Beatles classic "It's Only Love."

The whole album is up at YouTube, BTW, and I'm still digesting it; so far my fave (which is not really saying much) cuts are the above and Chrissie's take on The Stones' "Sway" with Lucinda Williams.

I'll stipulate that Chrissie's voice remains undimmed, the songs are well chosen ("Every Little Bit Hurts" may be my favorite Motown ballad ever), and the arrangements and production seem apt. I just dunno if the whole thing feels really...I think necessary is the word.

Ask me again in a week.

But in the meantime -- your thoughts?

Wednesday, October 22, 2025

Today's Cartoon/Photoshop Chuckles

I think I've mentioned that I'm not 100% crazy about most of those Nancy remixes, but this one is pretty funny, I think.

And the Ives joke is non pareil, IMHO. 😎

Very cool new music posting resumes on the morrow, BTW.

Tuesday, October 21, 2025

They Say It's My Birthday!!! And Somebody Else's (Close to It)!!!

Ooh -- as SCTV's Joe Flaherty (as Count Floyd) used to say...very scary!!!

More specifically, as long-time readers are doubtless aware, that's me in my callow youth, top left of the album cover.

And the reason I'm posting it, as today's title kinda gave away, is that today is my birthday.

Don't worry -- no contemporary photo will be inflicted on you.

In any event, what the aforementioned long-time readers will probably be unaware of, however, is that the reason I posted the cover is to honor my oldest friend and longtime bandmate Allan Weissman (bottom right).

It was Allan's birthday yesterday, and due to my incipient senility I neglected to mark the occasion in Monday's entry. This is especially ironic in that for as long as I've known him -- and we're talking going back to junior high school -- Allan has never let me forget that he's one day older than me.

Some grudges you just never get over. 😎

SPECIAL DUAL BIRTHDAY BONUS: From the fabled Summer of Love, please enjoy -- with audio clip -- the incredible true story of the only song Allan and I ever wrote together!!!

EXTRA SPECIAL POSTSCRIPT: Allan just e-mailed me.

You and I are records, 78s to be exact. As proof, we have to stop every 3 minutes to use the bathroom. We could go longer when we were 33 1/3.

Oy gevalt. Or even 45, my friend. 😎😎

Anyway, as you will doubtless be relieved to hear -- normal, non-nostalgic and/or self-indulgent posting resumes on the morrow.

Monday, October 20, 2025

Kiss on Your List: Thoughts Inspired by Ace Frehley's Passing

As long-time readers are aware, it would be something of an understatement for me to note that I have never been a fan of KISS.

In fact, one of the best things I ever wrote for publication was a review of the four simultaneous 1979 KISS members solo albums done in the style of a Raymond Chandler detective story.

It's tone was not, shall we say, enthusiastic. 😎

That allowed, a lot of my younger friends -- people whose opinions I respect despite their callow years (that's a joke, people) -- do think highly of KISS, and they have often expressed why in passionate and plausible ways. Two obvious recent examples: Our amigo Sal Nunziato over at his blog Burning Wood just last Thursday and former Video Review colleague Doug Brod, whose recent book They Just Seem a Little Weird makes the case for them quite persuasively.

And of course I would not be so foolishly arrogant as to dismiss Sal and Doug's views out of hand, although, as I've hopefully made clear, I remain, er, unconvinced about KISS on a fairly profound, perhaps even cellular, level.

But, finally, I would be remiss if I did not conclude by acknowledging that one of my all time favorite bands, The Replacements, liked KISS. A lot.

I mean, a REAL lot.

And that they also did this superb cover of one of their songs.

So when all is said and done, what I'm really getting at today is -- there's just no way I'm gonna argue with Paul Westerberg and company on this subject.

And despite my larger personal feelings about KISS's music, I'm just gonna leave it at that.

For now. 😎😎