Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Heh.

The Onion weighs in:

"We will aggressively prosecute those individuals who attempt to pirate our property by generating 'buzz' about any proprietary music, movies, or software, or enjoy same in the company of anyone other than themselves."


Admit it: if you didn't know it was The Onion, it'd be perfectly plausible.

4 comments:

ntodd said...

That's too funny. Shorter Onion: Fuck RIAA! Funny, that's a shorter NTodd, too...

Eli said...

All your buzz are belong to us.

scout prime said...

It's hard reading the Onion these days...ya just never know

Gardner said...

Gee, I can imagine Apple saying that too. Sony/BMG would say it, probably, but their mouth is full of rootkit.