In the meantime, however, reader MBowen has graciously clued us to what is quite possibly the Worst Single of the Year.
For those keeping score at home, that's The Airborne Toxic Event(!) and the insufferable "Something Around Midnight."
"Boy meets girl, girl blows him off for another guy, and then the end of the world ensues while the band plays outtakes from The Joshua Tree. I didn't think it was possible for a person to take himself so seriously without collapsing in on himself like a neutron star -- Eddie Vedder and that bloated idiot from Smashing Pumpkins are Laurel and Hardy compared to this guy."
Uh, don't mince words, M -- tell us what you really think.