Thursday, October 18, 2018

What Do You Call a Drummer Without a Girlfriend?

Homeless.

Thank you, I'm here all week -- try the veal. And please tip your waitresses -- they all have massive drug habits to support.

Oh, and here's Fred Armisen telling some other musician jokes.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Great line..

Anonymous said...

what's the difference between an onion and a banjo? No one cries when you cut up a banjo.....

What is perfect pitch? Throwing a banjo in the dumpster without hitting the accordion.....

When you throw a banjo and an accordion off a tall building which hits the ground first? Who cares.....

pete said...

Why does the drummer leave his sticks on the dashboard of his car? So he can park in handicapped spots.