Annals of High Concept (An Occasional Series)

Okay, this has very little to do with music -- although the song at the end of the trailer is pretty cool -- but I just had to share.

The plot:

After a devastating family tragedy, a priest travels to China to find deeper spirituality, but instead is endowed with an ancient ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first, he is horrified by his newfound superpower, but a local prostitute convinces him to use his newfound gift to fight evil – and ninjas.

I think we can all safely agree the F/X in that clip make Sharknado look like Mansquito, whatever that means.

In any case, this soon to be classic film will be available on DVD and for streaming (on iTunes, where it will share bandwith with the new Floor Models album), but if you're nice to me I'll send you a Vimeo link for a screener.