The Colbert Report.
In tonight's segment, Colbert was discussing the recent report that Jesus, instead of walking on water, may have been walking on an ice floe. He conferred with an expert: The Cars' Ric Ocasek, who himself walked on water in the video for "Magic." After getting Ocasek to give Jesus "the benefit of the doubt," Colbert offered him a chance to put someone of his choice on The On Notice Board.
(I'm looking for the bitchy gossip on this: all the major music mags have is that Ocasek "opted out." This story has to be out there somewhere. Help me out, people.)