To My Secret Internet Fiance, SteveNS

...who, in a moment of inspired brilliance, has nailed the metaphor of the year.

I give you: President Sanjaya.



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Consider: they are both in way over their heads, both look the part but cannot actually perform, both have vapid smiles at nothing, and both have sycophantic girls propping them up.

And Ann Althouse loves them both!