Worse and Worser.

Okay, two stupid theme things.

One.

And

Two.

I actually don't think "Hooked on a Feeling" is the worst song ever--I mean we live in a world which has elevated "Rico Suave" "The Macarena" and "Mmmm-bop" to the stratosphere--but this version is kinda horrifying--and the video is even worse.

And I'm Baywatch Hasselhof, thank you very much.