Ladies and gentlemen, shed a tear for the unforgivable STOOP SOLO
Truly the glammiest of all the glam rockers, Stoop was discovered by Rutles empresario Leggy Mountbatten, who also handled a stable of unnatural acts including Arthur Hodgeson and the Kneecaps, Les Garçons de la Plage (the French Beach Boys) and the Machismo Brothers. But his contribution to contemporary music has been cruelly lost in the mists of time (he died in a tragic gardening accident in 1977). Fortunately, you can watch a vintage TV performance here.
And as a public service, you can download "Star Time," a classic song from the sole solo Solo album How Could You?, here.