He can't fingerpick because his hand's incompleteThe picture sleeve above notwithstanding, I'm not completely sure if this was ever released as a vinyl 45; if memory serves, I had it on a cassette of various Iron Prostate demos. In any case, I thought it was screamingly funny back in the day, although of course that was before Jerry ascended. It's still good for a chuckle, though, particularly the chimes.
He needs two drummers just to find the beat
His words are as solid as a cloud of smoke
If that guy is deep, then I'm the pope!
I should also add that it was produced by Jim Steinman. Yes, THAT Jim Steinman.