La Fin de la Semaine Essay Question: Special "In Search of Eddie Riff" Edition

Actually, I should have titled today's post with the traditional "Words Fail Me," but bonus points will be awarded to the first reader who identifies the source of the above.

In any event, please behold in breathless wonder as some internet guitar nerd (whose name I haven't been able to determine -- assistance gratefully accepted) shows you how to play the guitar stuff from The Beatles (by way of Buddy Holly) classic "Words of Love."

I don't have a guitar in the house anymore -- not to mention the arthritis in my left hand really sucks -- so I can't do what I would really like to do, which as you have surely guessed would be to put up a YouTube of me playing the part. Nevertheless, I think you'll nonetheless agree that the clip is just so fabulous it hurts.

Of course, if any of you guys out there who play wanna take a shot at it...

In the meantime, this leads us to the weekend's business. To wit:

What guitar riff/part/solo on a post-Elvis pop/rock/soul/folk/country record would you most like to be able to play note for note?

Discuss.

BTW, obviously, you don't actually have to be a guitar player to participate; this is strictly aspirational.

Alrighty then -- have a great weekend, everybody!!!

[h/t Jai Guru Dave]

Great Farewell Notes of Rock History (An Occasional Series)

You know, some days I really love my phony baloney job. Particularly when a great new song by an artist or artists previously unknown to me crosses my desk unbidden.

Case in point: the Sloan Brothers' just released "Breathing Distress Blues (DOA PDA)."

Inspirational verse:

If I die in this motel room I've loved you
Collect my rapidly-fading thoughts and write 'em down as I'm turning blue
I'll leave this DOA PDA for the coroner
"Instead of calling 911, he wrote a song for her"

The housekeeper will let herself in early afternoon
The notepad by the bed will prob'ly be misconstrued
They'll look for pills or works but I'm dying clean
Just a guy who got too sick and couldn't breathe

About the Sloan Brothers, alas, I knew little, but I can tell you that they aren't actually brothers; the band is in reality one worthy -- R. Sloan Simpson -- who writes and sings and plays everything but the lead guitar, and has friends who assist him with that, which sounds like a pretty cool way to work. In the meantime, you can (and should) check out more about him/them over at his/their(heh) website HERE.

In any event, the bottom line is that I love that song, which is hooky and hilarious. And I like the guy's attitude a lot.

Alrighty then -- you can download "Breathing Distress Blues" (cheap!) at the aforementioned Bandcamp link, and there's also two other songs there, in a similarly mordant vein, which you can (and should) audition as well.

I'll let you know as soon as I hear more from the Unibrother.

But in the meantime: Hey, R. Sloan -- thanks for sharing!!! 😎

And People Thought It Was Such a Big Deal When Beyoncé Did That Sgt. Carter Shit

Country music? Please enjoy some by that guy from an old British band -- Ringo Starr (with the great Alison Krauss in there somewhere).

Specifically, "Thankful," the closing number from Ringo's new album/cultural artifact Look Up. Produed by the also great T-Bone Burnett.

Okay, that track isn't itself objectively great, objectively, but if you don't get a little verklempt listening to it you really need to seek medical attention.

Your Tuesday Moment of Why Didn't I Get the Memo?

Our good friend Sal Nunziato, proprietor of the invaluable Burning Wood blog linked to this the other day...

...and it frankly blew my tiny geriatric mind.

Just to put this in context -- I've been a rabid Mott the Hoople fan from the minute I stole a then new copy of their eponymous debut album from my college radio station in 1969. And I remained one through all their subsequent flop albums on Atlantic, and then their commercial rebirth as glam icons after David Bowie gifted them "All the Young Dudes." They're like one of my favorite bands ever.

So how did I miss the above?

You got me, although to cut me some slack, the Mott version was never on an American LP back in the day, and it was apparently only released (in 1971) as a 45 in Britain.

Still, I'm hanging my head in shame. But better late than never, I guess.

And thanks, Hoople guys -- granted, it doesn't really sound like you (is that really Ian Hunter singing lead?), but it's unquestionably one of the coolest Crazy Horse covers (written by the late great Danny Whitten) -- and proto-power pop songs -- ever committed to magnetic tape.

Today's Cartoon Chuckle

Nancy -- the ZZ Top years. 😎

Heh.

Actual -- new(!) -- music resumes on the morrow.

La fin de la Semaine Essay Question: Special "How Do You Say 'Hit the Road, Jackie the K' in Yiddish?" Edition

But before we begin, may I just respectfully ask, of all our readers, to make sure you've checked out the tribute to genius power-pop band Something Fierce that ran yesterday. I.e., if you haven't already seen it, scroll down to the post below today's post -- it's something kinda dear to my increasingly sclerotic heart, and I would take it as a personal favor.

And with that out of the way, let's move on to the business at hand. To wit:

...and your favorite fade-out at the end of a post-Elvis pop/rock/soul/folk/country/r&b record of all time is...???

My choice? Oh hell, it isn't even a contest.

From 1964, please enjoy The Rolling Stones and (beginning at approximately the 3:32 mark) the dimuendo-ing outro to their classic "It's All Over Now." (Presented here in genuine stereo, you're welcome very much.)

Oh. My. God. Those precisely repetitive chiming guitars disappearing slowly but inexorably into a wash of reverb...I gotta tell you, the first time I heard that over my AM car radio back in the day I thought it was the most incredibly haunting and hypnotic thing I'd ever experienced. And, if truth be told, I still do.

I should add that it was also the most astoundingly avant-garde thing anybody had ever encountered on a Top 40 station at that point in history; it is not an exaggeration to say that what you're hearing there is the first genuine artifact of the musical style now known as Minimalism. Which is to say the Stones got to it years before that annoying putz Phillip Glass misunderstandingly converted it into the major classical music irritant of the late 20th Century.

In any case, what would your choices be?

Discuss.

PS: In case you haven't heard it, and because I love you all more than food, here's the original version the Stones were covering.

The Valentinos hit (also from 1964) featured the song's co-writer, r-&-b great Bobby Womack on guitar and vocals, and production by Sam Cooke(!); as you can hear, their take on the song is almost jaunty/jolly, unlike the Stones remake, which positively drips menace.

I should also add that, according to Mick Jagger in (I believe) the first interview he did in Rolling Stone magazine, the band was turned onto it by none other than legendary deejay Murray the K(aufman); Jagger said, and I'm paraphrasing, that the Stones kinda thought Murray was a twat, but he did give them a great song so they were grateful.

Okay -- have a great rest of the weekend, everybody!!!

Something Fierce This Way Comes...Finally!!!

As long-time readers may be aware, Something Fierce -- a bunch of guys I've never met, but with whom I nonetheless have a sort-of personal relationship going back several decades -- are the greatest pop/rock band you've never heard of unless you're from Minneapolis.

You can (and should) read the perhaps poignant details of our shared history over HERE, but the short version is I've been a fan since 1989, when I first wrote about them in the pages of Stereo Review. Suffice it to say that of all the music I was lucky enough to discover as part of my job at that rag, Something Fierce's is the stuff that has meant the most to me over the years. Seriously.

In any event, the reason I bring them up now is that -- yay!!!! -- all their long out-of-print albums (including two flat out masterpieces) are at last available again, for streaming/listening or purchase, over at this one convenient site HERE.

This is like the greatest news ever, although I must admit (to my everlasting shame) that it's actually not (news, that is). In reality, the stuff has actually been up over there for a while, but for some reason I never got the memo, My apologies to the band in this regard. 😎

Anyway, by way of penance, I thought I'd give the PowerPop community a representative sampling of the aural delights you can find at that splendid site.

Let's start with "Deep and Meaningful," which is the first SF song I fell in love with.

And I think we've all known that girl. Hell, I think we've all dated her.

And then there's the gorgeous "Oscillating Fan," with (as I said back in the day) its swirling Revolver-ish instrumental section that doubles back on the lyrical conceit.

Pretty fucking brilliant, no?

And then there's "Poetic Justice Thurgood." An ode to the late great SCOTUS guy...

...that should have been a single, if only because the 45 would have looked so damned cool.

And then of course there's this, which isn't power pop, but is nonetheless a work of genius.

About which, at the time of its original release (in 1996), I wrote ...

"One song [from A Sound for Sore Ears] deserves particular mention...specifically, 'Watergate,' in which [they] posit -- over a hilariously overdramatic instrumental bed -- that A Girlfriend From Hell is the metaphorical equivalent of the Nixon scandals and sustain the conceit for more than five fricking minutes. If nothing else, this must be the first song in history to contemplate rhyming 'spill the beans' with 'Haldeman, Mitchell and Dean,' and I would like to go on record, at this juncture, as saying that this song remains for my money the most audacious conceptual masterstroke on any '90s rock album by anybody. So there."

...and I stand by every word.

Bottom line: Those guys were great, your life is the poorer for it if you haven't heard them, and the band link I posted above -- where you can access every single note they ever recorded -- is the most important cultural treasure trove since the library at Alexandria. Get over there now!!!

PS: Attentive readers may recall that Fierce guitarist Jerry Lefkowitz is currently kicking out the jams as part of the band behind America's coolest punk rock gal Cindy Lawson; if they're ever performing in your neck of the woods, drop everything and go.

PPS: I can't believe I didn't put this one -- "Vegetable Guy" -- up top. It's ostensibly tongue in cheek, but it leaves me with chills every time. Wow.

PPPS: In a daring break with the hidebound traditions of this here blog, I will be posting a new Weekend Essay Question on Saturday. Thought you oughta know.

My god, how avant-garde!!! 😎

Closed for Monkey Business

Tomorrow -- an absolutely fab tribute to the best power pop band you've never heard of unless you came from Minnesota.

Seriously -- with links to some great songs and a true story that will make you a little misty.

Today's Rare Photo -- The Fifth Beatle!!!

Heh.

BTW -- the guy actually responsible for that famous/controversial alleged Bigfoot home movie turned out to be the late great John Chambers, i.e. the Hollywood makeup genius who invented Mr. Spock's ears and, more importantly, was responsible for the costumes in the original Planet of the Apes movies.

Irony is so ironic.

As Promised, Some Actual Power Pop Today!!!

From their 2018 best-of CD Past and Present, please enjoy pride-of-Illinois jangle-rock mavens The Spindles and their drop dead gorgeous cover of the Graham Gouldman-penned Hollies masterpiece "Look Through Any Window."

Hey -- what can I tell you; apparently, I was genetically bred to love that song. But still -- that's an exceptionally fab take on it.

In any case, those guys have been dispensing equally swell stuff for quite a while now, and you should order the aforementioned retrospective album over at their official website HERE now.

You'll also find information about their upcoming gigs -- hello, power pop fans in the Chicago area!!! -- and their new album (due in the spring) over there, so the proverbial word to the wise.

You're welcome very much. 😎

Have I mentioned -- The Spindles rule!!!