Monday, August 02, 2010

This Woman is An Idiot

Alarming news has just come to me via the Intertubes.

[LA Times Gossip Blog -- August 2, 2010 | 1:37 pm]

Lady Gaga sings like a bird in the September issue of VANITY FAIR, opening up about drug use, isolation, success and the extremely private place where she stores her creativity.

"I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they're going to take my creativity from me through my vagina," Gaga says...
Uh, babe -- I don't think what's leaking out down there is your creativity, if you know what I mean.

Oh, and if somebody can tell me why the chorus boys she's having sex with in the "Alejandro" video...

...all look like Moe Howard from The Three Stooges, I probably wouldn't believe you anyway.


Anonymous said...

...and if she shaved her head she'd look like Curly...


PS: To quote Arthur Linkletter: "Kids say the darndest things!"

Brooklyn Girl said...

Gee ... where have I seen almost naked pop stars dancing around with almost naked young men?

Maybe here, for example?

Anonymous said...

She can't tell the difference between inspiration and a yeast infection.


Billy B said...

I heard this nonsense on the radio this morning.

simels, your take on this is hilarious.

steve simels said...

Well, it's just depressing sometimes to deal with the fact that people get the pop stars they deserve.

Anonymous said...

Bet you thought I was gonna make a bad joke about vaginas!

Well, vaginas are no laughing matter!!! Especially hers!