So, from 1970, please enjoy Fanny Meets the Fickle Finger. Written and directed by the aforementioned Bart Goldberg, and featuring barely adequate silent film piano stylings by some guy whose name rhymes with Sleeve Nimels.
I think we can all agree on two things after viewing this. To wit:
1. It is no surprise that I never had a career as a film composer.
2. Linda Megna -- who plays the girl on the railroad tracks -- was cute as a bugs ear.