Thursday, August 08, 2013

The Worst Person in the World

Oh fuck it, the Absolutely Worst Thing in Any Category in Human History.

Gods of Heavy Metal (in Canada) Thor with their 1977...whatever it is..."Keep the Dogs Away."

Have I mentioned that these guys were Canadian?


buzzbabyjesus said...

Makes Spinal Tap sound like The Beatles.

Anonymous said...

Did he join the Village People?


Sal Nunziato said...

That's hilarious.

FD13NYC said...

Holy Christ!! Chippendale Rock!

Kid Charlemagne said...

Creem used to make fun of this guy all the time.

Jerry Lee said...

Worse karate moves than cheeseburger Elvis.

Anonymous said...

That's pretty sad. definitely a band for the guys.

Speaking of pretty awful,what if Charles Manson had opened for the Stones at Altamont? This is probably the closest we'll ever come to it, in the most unsafe for work way ever:

All you need is drums, bass, and a psychopathic drifter.

Jeff in Denton TX said...

This if the first line from the lead singer's Wikipedia page:

"Jon Mikl Thor (born in Vancouver, Canada, 1955), is a bodybuilding champion, actor, songwriter, screenwriter, historian, vocalist and musician."

Too funny.

Brooklyn Girl said...

He should have done the soundtrack for "The Room."

Anonymous said...

Pretty lousy, but not exquisitely so. Kinda forgettable. Just another crumby hard rock band with a stupid gimmick. Albeit really crumby. Ever hear their cover of "Sweet Jane?":-) JK.

And what about "Thunder On the Tundra?" Laughable shit, man.

The mental picture of Merv Griffin being Thor's bitch is another thing entirely.

And let's leave "The Room" alone. That one comes real close to exquisitely awful.

Vickie Rock

Anonymous said...

I just watched again after some delicious mood-improving homemade tacos. It's more exquisitely bad than I first thought.

Thor is like Michael Blodgett fucking Herman Brood on steroids.

Vickie Rock

Blue Ash Fan said...

My brother actually had this album. Need I say that the purchase came with a great deal of buyer's remorse?