Monday, November 25, 2024

I'm Sorry, I Just Couldn't Resist

This is not a fake, BTW -- President Stupid Hitler© is actually selling crappy guitars. (That one is going for ten grand, if you're dumb enough to spring for it).

My apologies. As I suggested up top, I really couldn't help myself.

In any case, to atone, actual music having actual relevance to the raison d'etre of this here blog -- a really cool new remake of a punk/pop classic -- will appear in this space tomorrow. 😎

18 comments:

Allan Rosenberg said...
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Allan Rosenberg said...

Bet you Kid Rock is the first one to buy one!

Elon Musk gets his for free!

We know where 45/47 likes his to go (with lots of KY Jelly)!



Captain Al

Captain Al

M_Sharp said...

Ugh. The grifting never ends.
My air guitar sounds better.

Anonymous said...

Pete Seeger’s banjo surrounded fascists, Trump’s guitar promotes them into The White House.

Captain Al

MJConroy said...

Those will cost even more when the China Tariffs kick in!

ChrisE said...

I wonder if those Bibles that Trump was hawking a few months ago, or a lot of the other merchandise he sells, will somehow magically be exempt from those tariffs, because most of what he markets is made in China.

Re the guitars: Apparently for an extra fee - and this is not joke - you can have "Donald J. Trump" etched into the neck of the guitar.

ChrisE said...

Also re Trump's guitars: I wonder if they stubbornly, mysteriously go out-of-tune if you try to play a song by somebody who endorsed Kamala eg. Springsteen or Madonna or Beyonce :-)

Gummo said...

ChrisE, if you try to play a Taylor Swift song, it bursts into flames.

Allan Rosenberg said...

If you try to play a Springsteen song on a Trump guitar you are instantly "Deported from The USA"!

Captain Al

Anonymous said...

six strings of smarminess
rs

Rob said...

Tell me that's not a Gibson and a instead a Korean copy. Looks similar to those guitars in the shop window when we gazed thru the glass and marveled at the shapes and colors from distant shores.
rob 🎸

Anonymous said...

TDS is real. At least on this site.

Anonymous said...

The Senate is working on a bill right now, saying that every guitar player in America has to buy one.
It has already passed the House.

Jai Guru Dave

Rob said...

$10,000 is that pre tarif 🤨

steve simels said...

THIS IS SOOOOOOOOO GREAT!!!!!!

https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/news/breaking-trump-guitars-hit-with-cease-and-desist-from-gibson-over-use-of-les-paul-body-shape/ar-AA1uJrif?ocid=BingNewsSerp

Edward said...

Looks like an undersized guitar in order to make his hands seem big. Look at his right hand.

ChrisE said...

Gummo - Good one! Haters gonna hate...

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