Friday, September 12, 2025

La Fin de La Semaine Essay Question: Special "Classical Has No Vocal" Edition

I should stipulate up front that today's titular quote has been attributed to Marilyn Monroe; apparently she said it in real life, not in a movie, although a Google search has not disgorged a citation for it.

Anyway, if you were here yesterday, when I posted that kinda goofy rocked up version of J.S. Bach's "Air" by Dutch band Ekseption, you probably saw the subject of today's esssay question coming down Broadway, as they say.

So without any further ado, let's get right to it. To wit:

...and your favorite (or least favorite) post-Elvis pop/rock/folk/r&b record by a group or solo artist demonstrating either an overt or implied influence of European classical music in the writing or performing or both, is...?

Discuss.

No arbitrary rules, but just to be a little more specific, what we're talking about doesn't have to be some kind of obvious borrowing from a particular classical composition; some of my favorites aren't, as you will see shortly. And when I say post-Elvis, that's to make sure none of you bastid kids nominates one of those godawful 1940s hits like "Full Moon and Empty Arms," which actually appended sappy lyrics to a melody from Rachmaninov's 2nd Piano Concerto. And yes, you're allowed to put up prog shit if applicable, as distasteful as I might find that personally. 😎

And my nominees? It's a tie. Between this...

...and this.

That's the late Alan Civil playing French horn on the Beatles track, BTW; in case you're unfamiliar with him, he was considered to be perhaps the greatest exponent of his instrument in the second half of the 20th Century. You should hear him do the Mozart horn concertos with Otto Klemperer, is what I'm saying. 😎😎

Alrighty then -- what would YOUR choices be?

And have a fabulous weekend, everybody!!!

17 comments:

Allan Rosenberg said...

Steve:

You have to know this would be my nominee:

Repent Walpurgis - Procol Harum

Captain Al

steve simels said...

I had my suspicions, yes. 😎

Rob said...

Two, both by the same band - ELP
Pictures At An Exhibition
Tarkus (Aaron Copeland)
Regarding Otto Klemperer his son,
Werner was Capt.Klink on Hogans Heros 😉

edward said...

As the sequel opens today...
Lick My Love Pump by Nigel Tufnel

Anonymous said...

i'll say a word in favor of ian anderson of jethro tull - not such a nice guy personally, it seems, but as songwriter, musician and showman, he's one my favorites from my generation

getawaygoober said...

Speaking of Anderson,
Jethro Tull - Bouree

mistah charley, ph.d. said...

chatgpt tells me -

Movie Quote (fictional, comedic)
In The Seven Year Itch (1952), there’s this line:

“This is what they call classical music, isn’t it?”
“Yes.”
“I could tell because there’s no vocal.”

Rob said...

Tom Ewell - still a highly enjoy able movie
"Good old Rachmaninoff, the 2nd Piano Concerto Never Misses" 😉

getawaygoober said...

And Dana Carvey (a la Dennis DeYoung) doing "Choppin' Broccoli."

Anonymous said...

Damnit, you guys beat me to it. Still, from "Flower People" to "Hell Hole," the best band is Spinal Pap, er, Tap.

steve simels said...

I did a phone interview with him once (about his lox farm business) and I thought he couldn't have been nicer.

steve simels said...

Don't get me started on ELP. 😎

steve simels said...

AI strikes again! Seriously, thanks for clearing that up!!!

MJConroy said...

The Who - "Underture" from Tommy

daudder said...

A whiter shade of pale. ...or is that just too obvious?

Anonymous said...

Coincidentally, just yesterday I heard an interview with Randy Bachman who said BTO's "Let it Ride" was inspired by Dvorak's Piano Concerto. O-kay.....

Re Alan Civil: I've always assumed that he was paid just once for his part on "For No One." Same with Bud Shank's flute solo on "California Dreamin." Any experts out there on this subject?

Bob in IL

Rob B Mullen said...

Sorry Steve, no AI. I'm 74. I'll give you that I googled quotes for a film I will probably watched 10 times (lol)