This is not a joke, by the way; this album was actually released in 1978, while Mummenschanz was wowing them on Broadway.
Here's the track listing.
Side 1:Uncredited bonus tracks include COUGHING, RUSTLING IN SEATS, and JEWISH WOMAN IN ROW C COMPLAINING ABOUT HER HAIRDRESSER BEFORE THE CURTAIN RISES.
BLOB, CREEPY CRAWLY, WORM, GREEN MOUTH, SIX HEADS, SLINKY, FROG, INSECT, RABBIT, CAT, APE TO MAN
TOILET PAPER, GERRY CANS, NOTE PADS, CLAY MASKS
I bring all this up because I have just learned that a certain person near and dear to me almost sprung for a copy of this on eBay, intended as a Christmas present, but at the last minute thought better of it.
If any of our faithful readers, however, should be so moved as to acquire it for me, you can find the LP -- apparantly still shrink-wrapped and unplayed -- over here.
I, of course, will immediately have the album transferred into the digital domain and then post mp3s of the best moments when appropriate.
Thank you in advance for your diligence in this regard.