Okay, I have no further reason to remain living.
By which I mean, I have found an illegal download link for the first two albums by early 70s soft-rock schmuck icons Batdorf and Rodney.
John Batdorf & Mark Rodney were signed by Ahmet Ertegun at Atlantic Records, the same day as The Rolling Stones, in the next room. Ahmet took a personal interest in the Batdorf & Rodney sound, and guided their career.
Download the albums Ahmet felt so strongly about here. If you dare.
And now -- I'm done.
Okay, I'm mostly kdding, but this really frightens me.