That being the case, let me begin by offering you all a good cheap laugh at my expense with this photo of me (wearing a really stupid Bruce Springsteen cap) backstage at My Father's Place in Roslyn, NY. With Lucy [sister of Carly] Simon (seated on the floor) and a bunch of other folks who comprised the Lucy Simon Band at the time (Thanksgiving, 1975).
I was playing highly inadequate lead guitar in said ensemble...
...the other folks included a couple of my old high school garage band chums and Jerry Marrotta, a very nice guy and thorough-going pro who went on to be the drummer for Orleans. I won't bring up that album cover in which he and the rest of Orleans are posed shirtless, but I'm sure you remember it.
Okay, yes I will bring it up.
Good lord, that's hideous.
In any case, for this particular four day engagement, we were the opening act for Aztec
I knew Aztec
Seriously, the mere thought of that song made me want to smack them on sight on numerous occasions, although cooler heads prevailed. In any case, as far as I was concerned these guys made Zager and Evans sound like Marx and Engels.
Anyway, on the first night of the billing, said Aztec
I was standing in the wings, smoking a cigarette, and (unbeknownst to them) I overheard their manager talking to them in words to this effect: "Hey -- Rex, Neal; that guitarist with Lucy is a rock critic. Be as nice to him as possible and maybe he'll say nice things about the album."
And for the next three days, they kissed my ass with passionate intensity. Although to me, of course, it felt like transparent smarmy insincerity.
Also, of course, they never realized that I was smirking inside every time they waxed obsequious.
And needless to say, I would be lying if I said I didn't enjoy it. A lot.
And no, I didn't go on to say something nice about the album, although I did write about the experience (sans reference to Aztec
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I was a subscriber to Magazine Formerly Known as Stereo Review at the time and I remember the article. I never liked Aztec Camera either. There must be something wrong with my equipment. I tried to play the song, but didn't hear anything.
"you do the bacon"???
"And I'll do the makin"???
Makin bacon??
Was this a song about a crude t-shirt?
No wonder you did not like them - they sang an ode to Pork! Oy!
That song is so awful I don't even know where to begin...
:-)
I've seen their website, i.e. they're still together.
You get a really serious SUNSHINE BOYS vibe...
:-)
Loved the article - cracked me up. Always hated these guys (ATS) and now I know why! : ))
BTW - pretty cool stuff you've done - whether you think so or not. Cool memories to draw from! Thanks!
jb
The Orleans cover! Really Steve??
It's a good thing no one knows about the Weasels shirtless album cover.
Oops!
If you're a gentleman od a certain persuasion, then that Orleans cover is not bad.
That Orleans cover leaves way too little to the imagination.
And the AT audio clip makes me want to stick hot pokers in my ears.
Other than that, my morning is going very well, thanks for asking! :-)
Post something from Lucy's album!
ROTP(lumber)
Hoo boy, yeah that tune can be a bit painful to listen too. Hasn't aged well. Just to be clear, I said that if you hate B&R, then you'd probably hate ATS also. ATS could be real hit or miss, but every once in a while they'd make a lovely tune like "Highway Song" or "Faster Gun" that redemmed them.
The Simon & Garfunkel comment was funny - they actually do whole tribute shows now as The Simon & Garfunkel Songbook! :)
And great story as always Steve! Not surprised that they were ego-maniac tools. I think that they may be a bit more...gracious...now that their venues and careers are a bit...smaller.
I was an avid SR subscriber too btw...
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