So as you may have heard, on Wednesday, President Schmucko paid a visit to an Arizona factory that makes anti-virus masks, and of course he did not wear a mask.
Because he's like, you know, a schmuck.
And as a result, the Honeywell plant blasted the Guns N' Roses version of "Live and Let Die" over the sound system as President Schmucko walked around, oblivious to metaphor. (And everything else, obviously)
But what you may NOT have heard is that the same geniuses responsible for that devastating historical moment followed up GNR with the R.E.M. recording of "It's the End of the World as We Know it."
Can't find the news footage of that, but trust me -- it's apparently true.
All of which has made me happier than anything I can recall in the last few weeks, save for this omission.
Sadly, the wags that trolled the Manchurian Cantaloupe thusly did NOT play the one more song they really should have.
Hey, life is unfair.
In any event, barring the unforeseen (heh!), regular non-political postings resume on Monday.
Till then, have a great weekend, everybody!!!