And This Just In...

Beyoncé, irked at having been disrespected at the 2023 United Jewish Appeal Man of the Year dinner, has announced that her next project will be a conceptual Klezmer album, to be called Oy Bey. Special guests will include Matisyahu, Jennifer Grey, and Jerry Seinfeld.

Rumors that she will follow that with an easy listening project -- Bed, Bath and Beyoncé -- remain unconfirmed at press time.