Friday, May 22, 2026

La Fin de La Semaine Essay Question: Special "Insert Michael Jackson Joke Here" Edition

Okay, this seemed kind of prescient/timely in the era of President Inepstein.

That is, of course, the incomparable Something Fierce, who as long-time/attentive readers will recall, I have described as the greatest pop/rock band you've never heard of unless you're from Minneapolis.

Of the song itself, I famously opined (at the time of its release in 1996):

"One song [from A Sound for Sore Ears] deserves particular mention...specifically, 'Watergate,' in which [they] posit -- over a hilariously overdramatic instrumental bed -- that A Girlfriend From Hell is the metaphorical equivalent of the Nixon scandals and sustain the conceit for more than five fricking minutes. If nothing else, this must be the first song in history to contemplate rhyming 'spill the beans' with 'Haldeman, Mitchell and Dean,' and I would like to go on record, at this juncture, as saying that this song remains for my money the most audacious conceptual masterstroke on any '90s rock album by anybody. So there."

And I stand by every word.

Which leads us, subtly but inexorably, to the subject of today's thought experiment. To wit:

...and your favorite (or least favorite) song centering on a person or people who are at the very least not so nice (and at the worst really evil) in the title or lyrics is/are???

Discuss.

No arbitrary rules whatsoever, but bonus points if the song you pick actually has the actual word "bad" in it somewhere.

Oh, and in case you're wondering, my fave is this fabulous Larry Williams cover you might possibly have heard before. 😎

Alrighty then -- what would YOUR choices be?

And have a great weekend, everybody!!!

12 comments:

MJConroy said...

"Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner"

Gummo said...

Well, as long as we're talking Beatles:

Maxwell's Silver Hammer
Mean Mr. Mustard

I recall Dylan wasn't very fond of the "Masters of War."

Rob said...

So the premise is a song about not very nice people - how about Van Morrison
The Van Song by Chip Taylor (wrote Wild Thing).
"play that lick again and pretend you're in Montrose"

steve simels said...

Don't know that one but I'm gonna check it out pronto. 😎

Cleveland Jeff said...

Bad to the Bone- Ba ba ba bad to the bone

Anonymous said...

“Richard Nixon’s Last Halloween” by the Weasels. (Based on a true story, by the way). Details upon request.
Jai Guru Dave

edward said...

Young Ned of the Hill - The Pogues
Pablo Picasso - The Modern Lovers
Nazi Punks Fuck Off - Dead Kennedys
Springtime for Hitler - Mel Brooks & Co

Anonymous said...

A pair from the great Tonio K. come to mind:
H-A-T-R-E-D
Trouble

- Paul in DK

Alzo said...

Kinks: 'Here Comes Flash' and 'He's Evil' from 'Preservation.'

steve simels said...

What -- no love for EC's "Two Little Hitlers"?

Rob said...

Leave it to Randy Newman to have written a song that could have been written this past week -
"Mr.President Have Pity On the Working Man"
Maybe you're cheating
Maybe You're lying
Maybe you have lost your mind
Maybe you can only think about yourself
🥴

Anonymous said...

Bad bad Leroy Brown the baddest man in this whole damn town- Jim Croce
Jezebel- if ever a devil was born without a pair or horns.....Frankie Laine
rs