Thursday, May 07, 2026

Help Wanted

Okay, this is NOT one of those snarky musician photo funnies I've been posting lately. This is an actual flyer I saw on a lamp post near my digs in Forest Hills last weekend. And I lack the words to tell you how wonderful it makes me feel, and for a myriad of reasons.

Click on the photo to enlarge it, BTW.

LOCAL YOUNG ROCK BAND SEEKS BASS PLAYER

Hello. We are Bad Vintage. We are a young (high school and early college) local rock band comprised of a singer/guitar player and a drummer. We have been playing shows around Queens and Brooklyn but we lost our bass player recently so if you are a young bass player (if you can sing a little harmony that's a big plus) and you want to play some rock and roll, please reach out and let's talk.

Some things we love: the songwriting of the Rolling Stones, the style of Bowie, T-Rex/Bolan and English glam, the awesomeness of John Bonham and maybe a little old school Van Halen party vibe.

Wow. My kind of guys, obviously. I mean, c'mon -- if I was a little closer to my teenage years, I would have answered the above on the spot.

In any case, if anybody reading this is a bass player in both their neighborhood and demographic, you can get in touch with them via email at badvintagebandsearch@proton.me. And you can find out more about them over at instagram.com/bad_vintage_.

BTW -- I just heard from the guys; they sent me an audio clip of one of their original songs, which was terrific, and even better, a live video of them covering the Stones' "Miss You" at a bar around the corner from where I live (it's the smallest world in the world, right?). The short version is they look and sound like the kind of band you would have encountered at some Bowery dive in the early '70s (which, for reasons obvious to any longtime readers, is high praise in my book) and I'm now a total fan; as soon as I can figure out how to embed either clip, I'll post them and you can see and hear what I'm talking about.

Have I mentioned I love Forest Hills? 😎

Wednesday, May 06, 2026

Bette Sings Woody Guthrie

Words fail me.

Except -- I love, nay, lurve that woman. 😎

Regular apolitical postings, more in keeping with the theme of this here blog, resume on the morrow.

[h/t Gummo]

Tuesday, May 05, 2026

Tuesday's Music-Themed Cartoon Chuckles and Photo-Funnies

In the interests of full disclosure, I interviewed Wakeman over an expensive lunch sometime in the '70s, and he was the most unpretentious and hilariously funny rock star I ever encountered. 😎

Monday, May 04, 2026

Post-Vacation Wrap-Up: The Hell With the Umbrellas of Cherbourg -- I Got to See the Records Stores of France!!!

Specifically this one in Nice...

...and this one in Paris.

We were treated very kindly (considering we were Americans, if you know what I mean) in both stores, and both of them had fabulous assortments of vintage music. In Nice, a certain Shady Dame scored a vinyl copy of this way cool 1972 import Rolling Stones compilation...

...which has all their best early blues stuff, while aux Paris yours truly snagged CD versions of a fab EP by The Detroit Cobras and a three-disc box of the complete works of The Traveling Wilburys.

As I meant to imply, both stores were great, but Crocodisc in Paris was particularly cool in that it's been open in the same location -- across the street from the Sorbonne(!!!) -- since 1978. (For more info about the place, you can check out their website over HERE).

I should add that, alas, neither store had the French vinyl EP that I was most yearning to score a copy thereof...

...but that is, as they say, une autre histoire. 😎

Anyway, I'm back; regular less obviously self-indulgent postings resume on the morrow.

Friday, May 01, 2026

La Fin de La Semaine Essay Question: Special "La Crèmes de la Crèmes " Edition

Okay, we're back -- safe and sound and both physically and spiritually refreshed -- from our vacation in France.

And consequently raring to go with more of the insouciant postings you've come to expect from this here blog.

Which leads us inexorably to today's business. To wit:

...and the members of a freaking fantastic supergroup you would assemble from currently alive pop/rock/folk/jazz/pop/r&b musicians -- of any gender or age -- would be...???

Discuss.

BTW, kudos to a certain Shady Dame of my acquaintance for giving me the above idea. As usual, she's working cheap, I'll tell you that for free.

And in case you're wondering -- my candidates for such a supergroup would be these guys.

I bring all this up because, as somebody pointed out to me recently, we haven't had any supergroups in what seems like ages, so certainly the time is ripe.

I mean seriously -- can you imagine how great those dudes would be together as a band, even in their current ancient states?

Alrighty then -- who would YOUR choices be?

And have a great weekend, everybody!!!

Thursday, April 30, 2026

Closed for Monkey Business À la Française: Special "Le Retour" Edition

Okay, we -- by which I mean moi and a certain Dame Louche -- are winging our way back from our French vacation today.

And frankly, I'm beat. So cut me some slacques, Jacques. 😎

Regular postings -- including one of the coolest Weekend Essay questions ever (on a conceptual level) -- resume on the morrow.

Wednesday, April 29, 2026

Okay, This is Getting Ridiculous. Why Aren't These Kids the Biggest Stars in the World?

Alright, I don't have to tell faithful readers of this here blog how great The Mona Lisa Twins are.

But their brand new cover of my favorite Peter Gabriel song just blows me away.

Uh guys -- would you please play live somewhere in the USA so I can see you before I die?

Thank you.

Tuesday, April 28, 2026

Today's Music-Themed Cartoon Chuckles and Photo-Funny

The Patti Smith one seems like we could have actually seen it somewhere in France. But no -- found it on the net, and I think it's NYC. 😎

Monday, April 27, 2026

These Kids Today, With Their Loud Hair and Their Long Music (an Occasional Series): Special "Sex With Your Dad?" Edition

From their just released LP(!) horseshoe, please enjoy fab/gear LA indie snark-pop duo Beaming and their wonderfully wiseass lead-off single "Bugbite."

The band describes it thusly...

"Rock-n-roll in a fun guitar tuning. This is a song about finding balance in a relationship and figuring out your capacities and willingness to give."

...which strikes me as pretty accurate, although I feel compelled to add that a) the video is one of the most hilarious things I've seen in ages and that b) I am totally in love with the gal with the New Yawk accent who says "Riddle me that." 😎

You can find out more about those guys, and hear more of their music, over at their official website HERE.

Friday, April 24, 2026

La Fin de La Semaine Essay Question: Special "The Fix Was In" Edition

Nah, not really.

I mean -- c'mon. Just because the winner, in perpetuity, of the coveted PowerPop No-Prize© -- for suggesting the theme of this week's EQ -- is Friend of the Blog/proprietor of the invaluable Burning Wood Sal Nunziato, who has (coincidentally) done me numerous personal and professional favors over the years, how could anybody be cynical enough to believe that I chose his entry over any of the plethora of excellent reader submissions for any reason other than merit?

I mean, that would be like Affirmative Action or something. 😎

Oh well, in any case thank you Sal, and congrats on your prize. Enjoy -- you deserve it.

And thank you to everybody else who made suggestions -- they were all really terrific, and as I said last week, I'm planning to steal/make use of them whenever I get stuck for a subject again.

Which leads us, inexorably, to today's business. To wit:

...and the post-Elvis/pre-21st century song that is universally beloved but that you personally cannnot stand is...???

Discuss.

No arbitrary rules except for the time frame. Which is designed, deliberately, to eliminate any mention of contemporary annoyances including both Geese and Goose. 😎😎

In any event, Sal was inspired to come up with his submission by seeing the trailer for the new Spaceballs movie, and realizing that as much as he loved, nay lurved, Mel Brooks, he found the original film painfully unfunny. That being the case, I just want to add that although I like it a little better than Sal does, I would be the first to admit that it's not one of Mel's best efforts.

As for the song that everybody else seems to love but which just rubs me the wrong way? Pound for pound, I gotta say it's...

...wait for it...

John Lennon's "Imagine."

Yeah, yeah, I know...that's like saying you hate motherhood and apple pie. But hey -- I just think it's sappy, sentimental and too dirge-y for words. So sue me.

BTW -- I'm aware that these guys disagreed.

Alrighty then -- what would YOUR choices be?

Back on Monday with a) some more upbeat musical stuff more befitting of this here blog and b) some news of how our current vacation in the south of France is going (maybe).

Meanwhile -- have a great weekend, everybody!!!

Thursday, April 23, 2026

Closed for Monkey Business À la Française

Okay, we -- by which I mean moi and a certain Dame Louche -- have arrived safely in France; more specifically, in beautiful and sunny Nice, for an overdue week-long vacation.

But hey, I'm exhausted; at my age, transatlantic flights really take it out of me.

So regular postings -- which will include divulging the winner of the Give Us an Idea for a Weekend Essay Question contest -- resume on the morrow.

Wednesday, April 22, 2026

Songs I'd Forgotten Existed, Let Alone Loved (An Occasional Series): Special "Irma La Extremely Douce" Edition

From 1991, please enjoy should-have-been-much-more-famous Brit pop rocker The Jazz Butcher (a/k/a Pat Fish) and his infectiously Bo Diddley-ish ode to the star of several of my all-time favorite movies.

And yes, I too have had "a thing for Shirley MacLaine since I was so high." 😎

BTW -- after stumbling across the song the other day for the first time in a zillion years, I was moved to wiki Ms. MacLaine, and was pleased to learn that she is still alive and well at age 91.

And speaking of Irma La Douce, a certain Shady Dame and I will be winging our way to a much-needed vacation in France later in the day; depending on how exhausted I am upon arrival, I may put off posting tomorrow until we announce the winner of our Suggest a Theme for the Next Listomania or Essay Question contest on Friday.

Or not. 😎😎

Monday, April 20, 2026

To Parphrase Jack Nicholson Speaking About Bob Dylan -- These Guys Are a Riot!

Specifically, Australian punk/pop faves The Gnomes, and the titular lead-off track from their forthcoming EP Magic Man.

The walls are plastered with posters of The Beatles, The Who, The Kinks, Jimi Hendrix and more. It’s not the man-cave of some middle-aged classic rock dude, but the bedroom of 19-year-old Jay Millar, the singer, songwriter and lead guitarist with The Gnomes.

He still lives with his parents in Frankston, a 40-minute drive south of Melbourne on Port Phillip Bay.

My kinda dudes, obviously. I mean, whew -- can I ever relate. Especially that bit about still living with your parents. 😎

In any case, I love their video, for obvious reasons, including all those cool guitars. And you can learn more about the band from this wonderful profile in The Sydney Morning Herald.

BTW, the Gnomesters released a full-length debut album late last year; you can hear the whole thing, in all its fuzzed-out retro 60s glory, over at YouTube HERE.

Friday, April 17, 2026

La Fin de La Semaine Essay Question: Special "A Deperate Cry for Help" Edition

Okay, this one is a total cheat. 😎

So let's get to it immediately. To wit:

...if you were writing this here blog, your first candidate of choice for a future Weekend Listomania or Essay Question would be...?

The short version: A certain Shady Dame and I are heading off on vacation (Paris and the South of France) next Wednesday, and I want to have all of that week's entries ready to go before we leave.

Only problem is -- gee whiz, as The Everly Brothers would have it -- I'm totally stuck for a theme for next weekend's post. Think of it as pre-TSA pre-check writer's block, although that's transparently an attempt to get me off the hook for being the indolent slacker that I self-evidently am.

In any case, I'm turning to you readers for a helping hand here.

And to motivate you all, whoever comes up with the List or Question I actually wind up using will be awarded a coveted PowerPop No-Prize© in perpetuity.

Thank you for your attention to this matter. 😎😎

And have a great weekend, everybody!!!

Thursday, April 16, 2026

Songs I'd Forgotten Existed, Let Alone Loved (An Occasional Series): Special "Incense and Peppermint (Plus Snark)" Edition

From 1978, here's the charmingly monikered Johnny G. and his irrepressible ode to generational warfare, "The Hippys Graveyard." (As in "I don't want to go to...").

I actually had this -- one of the very first singles on the then fledgling Brit label Beggars Banquet -- when it first came out, and I used to play it constantly to taunt some of my friends who weren't quite getting with the late 70s punk/New Wave program. Sadly, I lost it, along with most of the rest of my seven inch vinyl collection, during the Great Girlfriend Crisis of 1980.

As for Johnny G., he was an ex-pub rocker who, like Nick Lowe (although obviously on a less exalted level) had some brief rock biz success in the early 70s and then managed to find himself find himself a niche in the briefly eclectic wake of the Sex Pistols.

Anyway, it's way catchy and pretty funny still, I think; certainly, it's one of the more unjustly forgotten artifacts of its era.

I should also add that I have long since forgiven Mr. G for having mispelled the word "hippie's." 😎

Wednesday, April 15, 2026

A(n Internet) Star is Born

Murphy Campbell, ladies and germs. Words fail me.

She's 19 going on 20, and she's from North Carolina.

She doesn't seem to have a website yet, and I don't know any more biographical stuff about her, but as you can see, she's the real deal musically and she's got charisma up the wazoo.

There's some issues going on with her -- involving an AI simulation and copyright infringements -- which I'll try to get the lowdown on for you guys and post about down the road; meanwhile, you can listen to/purchase some more of her music over at Bandcamp HERE.

[h/t Moe_Syzlak]

Monday, April 13, 2026

Isn't It Good Norwegian Whatever

A reader informs me it has been 10 years to the day since I last posted about world's greatest Norwegian power pop thrush Vibeke Saugestad.

Obviously, that's way too long, so here's a fabulous new (well, actually eight months old) song from her and her ace band.

Man, if that doesn't put a smile on your face, you really need to seek medical attention.

And I should add that I really really dig the Beatles-ish French Horn at the end of the song. 😎

I should also add that you can find out more about her, and hear more of her music, over at her official website HERE.

BTW, the fabulous bass player in the clip is Vibeke's hubby (an American, as are apparently the rest of the guys in the band). And the clip was filmed in her backyard in Beacon NY, where she now resides.

[h/t Michael Conroy]

Friday, April 10, 2026

La Fin de La Semaine Essay Question: Special "Show Business is My Life" Edition

[Okay kids, I'm aware that the following has little or nothing to do with the raison d'etre of this here blog, so I crave your indulgence. Hey, I've had a long week. 😎 -- S.S.]

The short version: Sometime in the early or mid-70s, I was fortunate enough to see a performance by the late great comedian Dick Shawn, at -- of all places -- Max's Kansas City, a tragically hip rock club which you old-timers will remember was the very definition of a small room. Shawn was very very funny and as always wildly original, but it was the act's conclusion that has stuck with me. It was performance art before the phrase had been coined -- a long (easily 20 minutes) surreal monologue (with background music) called "The Massa," and it grew wilder and more physical as it went along. On one level it was a parody of a certain vein of sentimental Civil War claptrap, especially the movie version of same, but it was about much much more and when it was over I realized that I had just seen something truly great.

I have been looking for a video version of it for ages, and today I finally found one -- from a 1954 appearance on the old Steve Allen show. Okay, not really -- it's only snippets, at the beginning and very very end of a routine otherwise about pop singers doing opera. Still, I think you'll agree that it's a tantalizing fragment, and in any case, the whole clip gives you a pretty good idea of Shawn's comic genius.

And now, as you may have guessed, all of this leads us inexorably to the subject of the weekend's business. To wit:

...and the greatest performance by a non-musician artiste -- poet, comedian, actor, monologist, mime(!), whatever -- you yourself have personally witnessed live is...?

Discuss.

No arbitrary rules here, which is to say, it doesn't have to be a solo act, i.e. if you saw something like Richard Burton's Hamlet on Broadway, you're allowed to nominate it. And yeah -- you actually have to have seen it yourself in a club or theater, not on home video or in a movie. And don't try to sneak any athletes in there, or I'll come to your house and thrash you soundly.

I should add that after Shawn, my pick would be this guy, who I saw doing a show at Paramus High School (opening for Phil Ochs, I kid you not) sometime in the late '60s. But that's a story for another occasion.

Alrighty then -- what would YOUR choices be?

And have a great weekend, everybody!!!

Thursday, April 09, 2026

Songs I'd Forgotten Existed, Let Alone Loved (An Occasional Series): Special "In the Autumn of My Madness" Edition

From the 1999 album More Oar -- an all-star tribute to Moby Grape auteur Skip Spence's weirdo 1969 solo record Oar -- please enjoy fab gear Brit folk-rockers Diesel Park West, and their utterly gorgeous cover of Skippy's "All Come to Meet Her Now."

That's pretty much my favorite track on the tribute, and not just because the song being remade is pretty much the best (i.e., most fully finished) thing on Oar. An album which -- if we're being honest about it -- is shall we say wildly uneven (i.e. it becomes increasingly unhinged and chaotic as it goes on).

DPW's remake, however, is ecstatically Byrdsian, and actually improves on the original. Which is to say it sounds like what a carefully worked out version of the song would have been if it had been recorded by Moby Grape themselves.

Now excuse me -- I gotta go listen to the Robyn Hitchcock More Oar cover of "Broken Heart" and cry a little for what might have been if Skippy hadn't ended up completely nuts. 😎

Wednesday, April 08, 2026

Girls! Girls! Girls!

From 2015, please enjoy outlaw country icon Ray Wylie Hubbard, along with the toothsome Carson McHone, and their quite amazing ode to a "Chick Singer Badass Rockin."

Reason I bring it up is because after I posted last Friday's essay question about sexism in rock, a Facebook friend of mine sent me the above (which I was previously unaware of) and suggested it might be relevant in some way to the discussion. To which I can only add "wow."

Hey -- "Joan Jett is a goddess"? I think we can all agree on that...😎

Tuesday, April 07, 2026

Tuesday's Music-Themed Photo-Funnies and Cartoon Chuckles

I don't know about you guys, but I'd really love to hear Musk doing "Nobody Likes Me (The Worm Song)." 😎

Monday, April 06, 2026

Live Music on TV -- What a Concept!!!

From the March 28th episode of the recently premiered UK version of SNL, please enjoy long-running London-based alt-rockers Wolf Alice and their insinuating ode to "White Horses."

I'm embarrassed to admit I was not previously familiar with these kids, who've been a huge deal in their homeland and elsewhere since 2010. I'm not sure how to describe them genre-wise, although some wag used the phrase "the lovechild of folk and grunge" (which seems apt), and I'm not completely enamored with Ellie Rowsell vocally channeling Dolores O'Riordan of The Cranberries (although god, she -- Rowsell -- is inarguably one great looking babe). That said, as is obvious from the clip, the group totally rocks, and since seeing it I have become a serious fan.

I should also add that -- unlike most of the so-called musical acts on the original American version of the show over the past couple of years -- Wolf Alice is actually a real band who is actually doing all their own singing and playing, unlip-synched, un-autotuned, and completely for real live.

And boy, is THAT refreshing.

Hey Lorne -- how about retro-exporting this aesthetic back to your show in the States?

Asking for a friend. 😎

[h/t Jai Guru Dave]

Friday, April 03, 2026

La Fin de La Semaine Essay Question: Special "Oh Yes, It's Ladies Night!" Edition

Okay, I only vaguely remember reading this actual NY Times Op Ed when it was new, i.e. early 1971.

But after it popped up on a friend's Facebook page the other day, I found it...er...interesting.

So here it is -- we'll get to the question part of today's festivities after you peruse it in its entirety.

DOES ROCK DEGRADE WOMEN?
By Marion Meade
March 14, 1971
THE NEW YORK TIMES

LAST spring I sat through three hours of the film “Woodstock” alternating between feelings of enchantment and repulsion. Sure, there was all that magnificent music, along with the generous helpings of peace and love and grass. And yet I found something persistently disturbing about the idyllic spectacle on the screen.

For one thing, with the exception of a pregnant Joan Baez who couldn't seem to stop talking about her husband, all the musicians were men. Sweaty, bearded men were busy building the stage, directing traffic, shooting the film, and running the festival. Brotherhood was repeatedly proclaimed, both on stage and off. Woodstock Nation was beginning to look ominously like a fantasyland which only welcomed men. How about the women? Barefooted and sometimes barebreasted, they sprawled erotically in the grass, looked after their babies, or dished up hot meals. If this was supposed to be the Aquarian Utopia, it reminded me more of a Shriners picnic at which the wife and kiddies are invited to participate once a year. [Heh.--S.S. 😎]

Looking back, I think the movie confirmed an uneasiness I'd felt for some time but had refused to admit: Rock music, in fact the entire rock “culture,” is tremendously degrading to women. I reached this conclusion reluctantly and with a good deal of sadness because rock has been important to me. And while I still dig the vitality of the sound, I find myself increasingly turned off in nearly every other respect.

Stokely Carmichael recalls that as a child he loved Westerns and always cheered wildly for the cowboys to triumph over the Indians until one day he realized he was an Indian. All along he'd been rooting for the wrong side. More and more, women rock fans are discovering themselves in the same curiously surprised position. For those who have taken the trouble to listen carefully, rock's message couldn't be clearer. It's a man's world, baby, and women have only one place in it. Between the sheets or, if they're talented like Arlo Guthrie's Alice, in the kitchen.

The paradox is that rock would appear to be an unlikely supporter of such oldfashioned sex‐role stereotypes. In fact, its rebellion against middle‐class values, its championing of the unisex fashions and long hair styles for men seem to suggest a blurring of the distinctions between male and female. But for all the hip camouflage sexism flourishes.

The clearest indication of how rock music views womankind is in its lyrics. Women certainly can't complain that the image presented there is one‐dimensional. On the contrary, the put‐downs are remarkably multifaceted, ranging from open contempt to sugar‐coated condescension. Above all, however, women are always‐available sexual objects whose chief function is to happily accommodate any man who comes along.

This wasn't always the case. Elvis's pelvis notwithstanding, the popular songs of the Fifties and early Sixties explored such innocuous adolescent pastimes as dancing around the clock, the beach, going steady, and blue suede shoes. In those days before the so‐called sexual revolution, the typical woman portrayed in rock was the nice girl next door with whom the Beatles Than wanted to’ hold hands. Than suddenly came the nice girl's metamorphosis into “groovy chick,” the difference being that a groovy chick is expected to perform sexually. In rock songs, she never fails.

The worst picture of women appears in the music of the Rolling Stones, where sexual exploitation reaches unique heights. A woman is a “Stupid Girl” who should be kept “Under My thumb',” a “Honky Tonk Woman” who gives a man “Satisfaction.” In “Yesterday's Papers,” where women are equated with newspapers, the dehumanization is carried to an extreme. Who wants yesterday's papers, the song arrogantly demands, who wants yesterday's girl? The answer: Nobody. Once used, a woman is as valuable as an old newspaper, presumably good only for wrapping garbage.

But the Stones’ album Let It Bleed is surely unrivaled when it comes to contempt for women, as well as lewdness in general. One cut in particular, “Live With Me,” is explicit about woman's proper place:

"Come now, honey, doncha’ want to live with me?
Doncha’ think there's a place for you in between the sheets?"

And only an extraordinarily masochistic woman could listen to the album's title song with any sense of pleasure whatsoever. There a woman is represented as a drive‐in bordello, a one‐stop sexual shopping center offering all the standard services plus a few extras casually thrown in as a kind of shopper's Special of the Day.

The Stones' next album has been tentatively titled Bitch. It figures. [Uh, no.--S.S.😎]

Misogyny is only slightly more disguised in the music of Bob Dylan who, in his early work at least, tended to regard nearly every female as a bitch.. For example, in “Like a Rolling Stone” Dylan apparently feels so threatened by Miss Lonely (whose only sin as far as I can tell is that she has a rather shallow lifestyle) that he feels compelled to destroy her. First he takes away her identity, then he puts her out on the street without shelter or food, and in the end — obliteration, as he makes her invisible. “How does it feel?” he asks.

There's no more complete catalogue of sexist slurs than Dylan's “Just Like a Woman,” In which he defines woman's natural traits as greed, hypocrisy, whining, and hysteria. But isn't that cute, he concludes, because it's “just like a woman.” For a finale he throws in the patronizing observation that adult women have a way of breaking “just like a little girl.”

These days a seemingly mellowed Dylan has been writing about women with less hatred but the results still aren't especially flattering. Now he calls his females ladies and invites them to lay across his big brass bed. In short he has more or less caught up with Jim Morrison's request to “Light my fire” and with john Lennon's suggestion, “Why ‘don't we do it in the road?”

Again and again throughout rock lyrics women emerge either as insatiable, sex-crazed animals or all-American emasculators. Although one might think these images indicate a certain degree of aggressiveness in women, oddly enough they still wind up in a servile position where they exist only to enhance the lives of men.

As for romance, rock hasn't rejected it entirely. Rock love songs exhibit a regular gallery of passive, spiritless women, sad‐eyed ladies propped on velvet thrones as the private property of a Sunshine Superman. From the Beatles we get motherly madonnas whispering words of wisdom (“Let it be, let it be”) or pathetic spinsters like Eleanor Rigby who hang around churches after weddings to collect the rice. Leonard Cohen's romantic ideal is the mystical Suzanne who wears rags from the Salvation Army and acts, the composer asserts, “half crazy.” Seldom does one run across a mature, Intelligent woman or, for that matter a woman who is capable enough to hold a job (one exception is the Beatles’ meter maid, Rita). Only the Stones’ Ruby Tuesday insists on an independent life of her own.

Since rock is written almost entirely by men, it's hardly surprising to find this frenzied celebration of masculine supremacy. But it's also understandable in terms of the roots from which rock evolved. In both blues and country musk, attitudes toward women reflected a rabid machismo: men always dominated and women were fickle bitches who ran off with other men. Often they were seen in relationship to the wandering superstud who recounts his conquests in every town along the road, a fantasy which remains fashionable in rock today.

Apart from the myths of female inferiority proclaimed by rock lyricists, the exploitation and dehumanization of women also extends into the off‐stage rock scene. How else can one account for a phenomenon like the groupies? That these aggressive teen‐age camp followers could possibly be regarded as healthy examples of sexual liberation is certainly a cruel joke. In fact, groupies service the needs of the male musicians and further symbolize rock's impersonal view of, women as cheap commodities which an be conveniently disposed of after use. The Stones said it: nobody in the world wants yesterday's papers.

Finally, rock is a field from which women have been virtually excluded as musicians. Not only is it rare to find an integrated band, but the few all‐female groups have been notably unsuccessful. The very idea of a women's rock band is looked on as weird, in the same category as Phil Spitalny's all‐girl orchestra, a freak show good for a few giggles.

The problem is that women have been intimidated from even attempting a career in rock. Women, the myths says, aren't smart enough to understand the complexitles of electronics or tough enough to compose music of sufficient intensity or physically strong enough to play drums. The guitar is acceptable but the electric guitar is unfeminine.

As for female rock singers, you can count them on a few fingers. We did have Janis Joplin, a blueswoman in the finest tradition of Bessie Smith and Billie Holiday. When Janis wailed about love as a ball and chain and women being losers, now there were ideas with which women could identify. At least we knew what she meant. The soul sounds of Tina Turner and Laura Nyro also radiate the feeling that they know what it's like to be a woman. Otherwise, just about the only rock queen left is Grace Slick. Although some may regard her private life as liberated in that she decided to have an illegitimate child and generally appears to care little for society's conventions, even her work with the Jefferson Airplane is hardly oriented toward women.

Which leaves us with Joan Baez, Judy Collins and Joni Mitchell, who specialize in the bland folk‐rock deemed appropriate for a delicate sex.

At this point, what does rock offer women? Mighty little.

Recently, however, rock bands have reported strange happenings at concerts. Instead of the usual adoring screams from the women, every so often they've been hearing boos and unladylike shouts of “male chauvinist pigs.” Because the bands tend to regard these disturbances as a puzzling but passing phenomenon, they've made little effort so far to understand the changes taking place in their audience. What they fail to recognize is that the condescending swaggering which worked for Elvis in the Fifties and the sadistic anti‐woman sneers of Mick Jagger in the Sixties are no longer going to make it in the Seventies.

There's no question that rock is already in trouble. The current spiritual and economic malaise has been variously attributed to the Hendrix‐Joplin deaths, the general tightness of money, as well as lackluster albums and tired performances from the popular stars. Whatever the reasons, rock listeners today are plainly bored. Does anyone really care if John, Paul, Ringo, and George ever get together again? Not me.

On the other hand, isn't it about time for women to band together and invade the chauvinistic rock scene? Only then will the vicious stereotypes be eliminated and, one hopes, some fresh energy generated as well. For too long we've sat wistfully on the sidelines, acting out our expected roles as worshipful groupies.

Women have always constituted an important segment of the rock audience. Unless the industry is willing to alienate us completely, they'd better remember what Bob Dylan said about not needing a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. For the times they are a‐changin', eh, fellas?

So????

...and your thoughts on the whole "sexism in rock" thing is...?

Discuss.

Okay, the short version of my take on this is -- yeah, Meade (who was a very interesting writer) made a lot of valid points, especially about the groupie thing.

But a lot -- too many -- of her specific examples were kinda really bogus.

I mean, c'mon -- "Eleanor Rigby" degrades women?

Puhleeze. 😎

And I should add that the Woodstock movie is far worse than Meade makes it out, i.e. it's mostly stunningly boring, except for the three or four minutes of Sha-Na-Na near the end.

Anyway - and your thoughts are?

And have a great weekend, everybody!!!

Thursday, April 02, 2026

You Thursday Moment of "Good Yontiff, Pontiff!"

Well, it's the second night of Passover, and as is our holiday custom, we give you Gefilte Joe and the Fish and their anthemic Red Sea Pedestrian dance classic "Matzoh Man."

To all our readers of the Hebraic persuasion -- a very zissen Pesach.

Wednesday, April 01, 2026

I Must Say, It's a Little Unsettling to Be So Obviously a Member of the Demographic This Video is Aimed At

Guitarist/vocalist Peter Black, a/k/a Blackie of veteran Aussie band The Hard-Ons, just dropped a new song. And my life has been changed in mysterious ways as a result.

I was unfamiliar with Black until I saw the above, which is from A Bowl of Spiders, one of two new albums he has coming out momentarily. In any case, I am reliably informed that the Hard-Ons (who've been around since 1982) are quite a big deal in their native Australia, as is Black, i.e. he hangs out with and is highly regarded by the likes of the Hoodoo Gurus, Redd Kross and Nick Cave.

In any case, man -- does that video ever talk to me. I mean, I really know the feeling.

And I suspect a fair number of the people reading this here blog know it too. 😎

Tuesday, March 31, 2026

Monday, March 30, 2026

Records I'd Forgotten Existed, Let Alone Loved (An Occasional Series): Special "Kool Kinks Kovers" Edition

From 1979, and the eponymous American version of their debut album (titled Shades in Bed in the UK), please enjoy power pop gods The Records and a fab gear re-make of possibly my all-time favorite song by The Kinks.

That was originally on a 7-inch bonus EP that had three other interesting versions of songs by other people -- "Abracadabra" by Blue Ash, "1984" by Spirit, and the Stones' "Have You Seen Your Mother Baby".

The album per se, of course, included "Starry Eyes," a song which could be said -- in fact which HAS been said, by me -- to sum up the entire mission statement of this here blog.

I played the album to death when it first came out, and the Records were a HUGE influence on the early Floor Models; in fact we used to do a live cover of "Hearts in Her Eyes," from their 1980 followup album Crashes, so often that everybody in Greenwich Village thought we wrote it.

In any case, I had completely not remembered the EP until it popped into my head unbidden last week. And I had absolutely blanked on the Stones cover, which I can not alas seem to find an online version of.

If any of you guys have a copy stashed somewhere, I wouldn't be averse to you sending me a zip file of it, obviously. 😎

Friday, March 27, 2026

Weekend Fundraiser

Okay, the short version.

Someone dear to a long-time friend of mine -- I won't go into the details, but let's just say that Six Degrees of (my old garage band) The Weasels kinda sums it up -- just had his house burn down around him.

Let that sink in for a second. I mean, I can't even begin to guess how horrible it must be to deal with that.

The good news is he got out physically unscathed. The bad news is literally everything else you could imagine, including the loss of a collection of vintage guitars and (most heartbreakingly) his beloved 10 year old cat Gracie.

In sum, he is now homeless and emotionally devastated.

That being the case, I am asking my readers to please share the story above and the Go Fund Me link below to your social media accounts, even if you can't yourself donate.

Helping Carl rebuild after losing everything in a house fire

In either case, it would be, as we Red Sea pedestrians refer to it, a mitzvah.

Thanks in advance, kids.

See you with happier stuff on Monday.

Thursday, March 26, 2026

Okay, How Did I Miss This One?

The Rolling Stones, live at the Camden Theater in 1964, with their fabulous cover of "Route 66."

In genuine stereo. With no screaming kids. 😎

Seriously -- I had a huge collection of vintage Stones bootlegs, live and studio, back in the day, and yet I was unaware of the above until I stumbled across it on YouTube over the weekend. I'm baffled.

Oh well, I supposed I should just be grateful that such surprises are still out there in my old age. 😎😎

Wednesday, March 25, 2026

Songs I'd Forgotten Existed, Let Alone Loved (An Occasional Series): Special "Le Chanson Incroyable" Edition

Oh. My. God.

Seriously, I don't think I've listened to that under the headphones in at least four decades. And by the time the harmonies came in at the end, I was a goner once again.

I should add that when that first came out in 1970 (just before the public breakup of the Beatles) I remember thinking "that may be the most beautiful song Paul's ever written."

And hearing it now, after all the intervening years, I see no reason to revise my opinion.

Tuesday, March 24, 2026

Tuesday's Music-Themed Cartoon Chuckles

The Gary Larson whale singing one is one of my all time favorites. First time I saw it I nearly fell out of my chair laughing. 😎

[h/t Robert Soltermann]

Monday, March 23, 2026

Monday Public Service Announcement

Attention, readers/musicians in the New York City area!

A friend of mine is moving to Florida, and he has no room in his new place for his beloved -- and practically never used -- Yamaha hardwood electronic keyboard.

He's letting it go for $1000.00 (Cheap! as they used to say at Mad Magazine).

If you're interested, get in touch with me in comments, and I'll hook you guys up. (Said friend lives in my Queens neighborhood of Forest Hills -- if you go out to see the instrument, let's do lunch when you're done!).

Meanwhile, as our president would put it, thank you for your attention to this matter.

Traditional PowerPop daily fare resumes on the morrow.

Friday, March 20, 2026

La Fin de La Semaine Essay Question: Special "There is Nothin' Like A Dame!" Edition

[The idea for today's EQ popped into my head unbidden recently when I happened to hear that Corrs song I posted yesterday. My immediate reaction was "I must have done that one sometime in the past," but a check through the blog archives suggested otherwise, which pleases me no end. Anyway, it's such a great idea let's get to it right away, shall we? -- S.S.]

Okay.

...and your favorite (or least favorite) post-Elvis pop/rock/soul/folk girl group (in the 60s sense, i.e. they just sing and dance) or all-girl band (that plays its own instruments) is...?

Discuss.

No arbitrary rules, except that the aforementioned Corrs -- for obvious reasons, i.e. that one of them is a guy -- aren't eligible.

Okay, my least favorite?

I have tried to like those gals for years, and with a total lack of success. They're great on paper, i.e. they're all terrific musicians, and I understand why people are pushing to get them into the Hall of Fame, but sorry -- their records are snoozeville. They simply didn't rock.

And my favorite? Well, I was gonna go with The Bangles, who I adore and have since I played their debut album to death back in 1984...

...but then I remembered these currently active California punkettes.

I mean, for the name and the t-shirt alone.

I should add that you can find out more about Les Hormones -- and watch some of their other equally hilarious videos -- over at their official website HERE.

Alrighty then -- who would YOUR choices be?

And have a great weekend, everybody!!!

Thursday, March 19, 2026

Songs I'd Forgotten Existed, Let Alone Loved (An Occasional Series): Special "An Early Clue to the New Direction" Edition

From 2000, please enjoy fabulous Irish family band (yeah, yeah, I know I should have posted this on Tuesday in honor of St. Paddy's Day) The Corrs and their melodically insinuating and drop dead sexy hit "Breathless."

Man, watching that, all I can say is -- oh, to be 50 again. 😎

In any event, a coveted PowerPop No-Prize© will be awarded to the first reader who discerns its relevance to the theme of tomorrow's Weekend Essay Question.

Wednesday, March 18, 2026

Wednesday's Moment of Words Fail Me

From 1968, please enjoy footnote to history Brit band Fire and their absolute psych-pop masterpiece "Father's Name is Dad." A song which fully lives up to its title.

I must confess I'd never heard that (or even heard of it) before a chance encounter on YouTube the other day. And I was pleased to learn that the Fire guys later achieved fame more appropriate to their talent when they mutated into the hit-making (in England) folk-rock band The Strawbs.

In any event, that "Dad" song just kills me; everything about it (the wise-ass lyrics, the cool guitar riffage, the vaguely punkish vocals) sounds like it was created (as they say) with my mind in mind.

Tuesday, March 17, 2026

Monday, March 16, 2026

Comedy in Music (An Occasional Series): Special "Ripped My Jeans" Edition

From 1956, please enjoy satirical genius Stan Freberg and pretty much the funniest Elvis parody ever.

If you're not familiar with him, I should note here that Freberg was kind of a snob hipster jazz guy, and as you can probably tell from the above, he genuinely looked down on rock-and-roll -- in fact, IMHO the record's drollest gag is the singer's upset when the piano solo goes a little too upscale.

That said, this tickled me to death as a kid, and I wouldn't be surprised if Elvis himself thought it was funny despite its mean-spiritedness.

I should add that I originally had it on Stan's 1957 sort of Greatest Hits record A Child's Garden of Freberg...

...which is one of the essential comedy albums of its day, and worth it for the parody of Dragnet alone.

To this day, I can't hear the word "knave" without cracking up.

Friday, March 13, 2026

La Fin de La Semaine Essay Question: Special "How Do You Say 'Tutti Frutti' in Yiddish?" Edition

So as attentive readers may have gleaned, I'm feeling the effects of a stressful couple of days involving our pussycat and major dental surgery (his, not mine).

He's almost fully recovered, thank you very much, but seriously -- I'm still totally exhausted from dealing with it.

That being the case, I must apologize for not being able to put my usual deep thought into coming up with a theme for this weekend's EQ.

Or for slacking through this introduction and getting immediately to the business at hand. To wit:

...and the post-Elvis pop/rock/soul-r&b/folk/country star performer you would most like to meet (or to have met but never did) is...?

Discuss.

I gotta say, due to the nature of my toiling at The Magazine Formerly Known as Stereo Review, I was insanely lucky enough over the years to have encountered or interviewed a galaxy of such folks, most of whom were absolutely delightful (notable exception: Major schmuck Chevy Chase. I'm pretty sure I've told that story here at some point, but if I haven't, remind me and I'll do it next week).

In any event, my own choice would be this guy.

Let's just say that the world has been a distinctly less entertaining place since he departed this sad vale of tears in 2020.

Alrighty, then -- who would YOUR choices be?

And have a great weekend, everybody!!!

Thursday, March 12, 2026

The Lemon Twigs Have a New Single/Video Out, And Thus Life Remains Worth Living

This dropped yesterday morning, for those of you keeping score at home.

Whew. That's terrific, and I'm not just saying that because their dad is an old friend/bandmate of mine.

Seriously, on top of being ridiculously brilliant and talented, those kids have the kind of work ethic we haven't seen since certain great Brit bands of the '60s I could mention. 😎

Wednesday, March 11, 2026

Closed for Monkey Business

Had a very long stressful day yesterday -- short version: our pussycat had major dental surgery and is still quite under the weather.

Particularly groovy music stuff resumes on the morrow.