La Fin de La Semaine Essay Question: Special "Close-Captioned for the Morally Impaired" Edition

This came up tangentially in Tuesday's reader comments, and I figured let's go for it. So we'll abjure the traditional snarky intro referencing my Asian Manual Catharsis Technician Fah Lo Suee and move, directly and inexorably, to the subject of today's business. To wit:

...and your favorite misheard/deliberately mangled/re-written as a parody song title or lyric from a post-Elvis pop/rock/rolk/soul song is...???

Discuss.

In case you're wondering, my fave in the more traditional category is...

...which I have always heard, and cannot un-hear, as "She's a muscular boy."

But this one...

...which I will forever sing in this version (written in 1965 by my long-time friend and Weasels bandmate Allan Weissman) has irrevocably permeated my consciousness to the point I hear it in my head whenever the actual song or video pops up.

Planes crashing into mountainsides
With the loss of many lives
That's what I like
Soft areas of babies heads
Hit them there and they'll be dead
That's what I like

They say that all good things must end someday
Governments must fall
But don't you know that I like it more
When I read in the news
That someone got mugged last night
It serves them right

So when your aunt
Goes and takes her landlord's life
And does it with a butcher knife
That's what I like
That's what I like!!!

I should add that Allan was widely considered to be the Poet Laureate of Teaneck High School during his tenure there, knocking out parodies like the above at an alarming rate. Most of them have been lost to history, but I do recall at least one other (just the title, not the lyrics alas) which was a re-write of Petula Clark's "Downtown" in honor of our 9th grade science teacher Mr. Dubin.

Alrighty then -- what would YOUR choices be???

And have a great weekend, everybody!!!