So I saw the new Shrek flick the other day, and I liked it a lot (the pussycat steals it of course). One of the neater things about it is that the pre-existing pop songs on the soundtrack are much better integrated into the action than in the other two movies; I don't want to give away a major plot point, but there's a chorus of frogs lip-synching to McCartney's "Live and Let Die" that will make you expel soda through your nose.
I bring this up, however, because there's also a brief snippet of what is beginning to be widely conceded as the worst song in the history of worst songs.
Here's a vintage video of both the offending ditty and its reprehensible auteurette:
Ladies and germs, give it up for Charlene singing "I've Never Been to Me".
Ah, the 70s. As Paul Westerberg famously said, when dogshit really was dogshit.