Many happy returns to my stalwart co-blogger Steve, on his %$%^$*@th birthday, which he is spending in gay Paree with his lovely paramour. Have a wonderful time!
or, in another mode:
Hey, they cut off the last line: "Happy Birthday, you old bastard!" (Though that's obviously not appropriate here, so it's just as well.) I just hope simels lets me be Flanders to his Monty Burns for many years to come.
PS. For some reason, the last line of that scene just came to me. Mr. Burns turns to Smithers and says: "Have the Rolling Stones killed." Heh.