It was incomprehensible.
Furthermore, if you weren’t there you probably didn’t know it happened, despite the act selling out two dates and nearly a third, on a Thursday, a school night.
And that was who were there. Students. Girls. Wanna get laid? Go to a 1D show. You won’t see odds this good at the prison of “Orange Is The New Black.” An endless sea of barely pubescent girls, screaming their heads off. You’d think it was the new Beatles.
Only it wasn’t.
I would like to remind you all, at this juncture and for the record, that the guy who wrote the above is in his early 60s and looks like this.
Jeebus, what an asshole.
You can read the rest of it here if you have the stomach.