So somebody sent me this hilarious list of Trump's military brain trust the other day...
...but after I stopped chortling, I realized there were a bunch of figures omitted that really bugged me.
I mean, no Sgt. Ernest Bilko? This will not stand!
That said, and all snark aside, they really should have found room for this guy.
Lance is one of my all time fave mid-Sixties soul singers -- he's iconic in England, I'm told -- and I would just like to go on record as saying that many of the best early things by Van Morrison and Bruce Springsteen are unthinkable without the influence of Lance, particularly his immortal "The Monkey Time."
A song that never fails to make me smile, and a pretty great way to start your morning, don't you think?
In the meantime, if somebody wants to add Sgt. O'Rourke and Corporal Agarn to the graphic above...
...be my guest.
Hey, they're more competent than that retired Christianist crackpot General that's actually advising the Cheeto Benito.