Oh, you yank my chain about my obsession with 1979: Shoes, The Cars, even The ubiquitous Knack. But let me remind you what was common "entertainment" in 1979.
I stand legitimated.
(Credit where credit is due: this was an entry in the recent bad video blogwars, possibly from Sadly No!, though I honestly don't remember. Whoever it was should be ashamed of themselves.)