From their 1971 album So Long, Bannatyne, The Guess Who respond to their detractors in the rock press with the hilarious "One Man Army."
You know what to do -- just click on the play button below and enjoy.
As you'll hear, the song's succinct hard rock chorus -- "One man army...have you shot somebody down?" -- alternates with lounge jazz (sort of) nonsense verses sung by Burton Cummings in the cheesiest Frito Bandito accent you can possibly imagine. And don't miss the spoken word interlude, in which Cummings and co-author/guitarist Kurt Winter play two Chicanos in a mens room dissing the crappy band onstage while peeing.
God, I love these guys.
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