A 95-year-old guy goes to Confession.
Old Guy: Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
Priest: Tell me about it.
Old Guy: I'm sleeping with two 18 year old girls. Sometimes, together.
Priest: Wow. Say two Hail Marys and make an act of contrition.
Old guy: I will not. No way.
Old guy: Nope.
Priest: Why not?
Old guy: I'm not a Catholic. In fact, I'm Jewish.
Priest: Then why are you telling me?
Old guy: Telling you? I'm telling everybody!!!
Seriously -- I just got a gig blogging about movies over at boxoffice.com. In fact, there's a cinematic Listomania up over there right now. So -- if it's not too much trouble, maybe you could go over there and leave a comment?
I'll be your best friend...