True story: In the last two weeks I have had bizarre dreams involving pop music.
In the first, I dreamt that Mick Jagger and Keith Richards were hosting a show on ESPN.
Titled The Rolling Stones Sports Desk.
Hey -- to quote Judy Tenuta, it could happen!
In the second, and more disturbing, I attended a concert by an underground rock band.
Called The Papoose of Pop.
I am not making any of this up.
In any case, I think it's getting increasingly obvious that my decades of obsessing over rock-and-roll have gotten me into a weird area here in my Golden Years.