You know, blogger, it's not really fair to lock up the Crack Den without giving us a chance to prepare. I will need:
One room, which you will not leave. Three buckets, one for feces, one for urine, one for vomitus. A television. Six cans of mushroom soup, ten cans of tomato soup. Ice cream, to be drunk cold. Tranqilizers. Pornography.
I'm gonna end up digging in a toilet for a link to First Draft at this point.
Sweet! I found my morphine!