Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Closed for Monkey Legal Business

Been accused of sexual assault of The Incomparable Eddie© for some reason.

Obviously, it's absurd. And fortunately, my high-priced attorney is on it.

Regular totally innocent posting resumes tomorrow.


Anonymous said...

So let me get this straight: after a couple of years of very heavy railing against Donald Trump, it's possible that you yourself might have... grabbed a pussy. Oh, the irony, Mr. Simels.

J. Lag

steve simels said...

It’s pretty humiliating.

pete said...

Pat DiNizio?

steve simels said...

I just heard.

God fucking damn it.