Sir Paul McCartney has had a secret heart operation, it was revealed last night.
The 65-year-old had a coronary angioplasty, which opens up arteries and allows greater flow of blood.
It was performed in a private hospital in the autumn after he saw a Harley Street specialist at the London Clinic. The former Beatle is said to have recovered well.
Fuck it. He's been a vegetarian for 25 years. If he needs an angioplasty, I may as well pack it in and live on doughnuts and beer.
I mean, more so.