Sunday, April 22, 2007

John McCain: Bigoted Asshole, Lousy Rock Critic

By now, you all know about Republican presidential candidate John McCain's most recent contribution to our national discourse.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- The liberal group MoveOn.org is launching an ad against Republican John McCain and his joke about bombing Iran, arguing that the nation "can't afford another reckless president."

The group plans to spend about $100,000 to air a commercial on network and some cable television stations in Iowa and New Hampshire, states that hold early contests in the presidential nomination process, spokesman Alex Howe said Friday.

McCain, campaigning Wednesday in South Carolina, answered a question about military action against Iran with the chorus of the surf-rocker classic "Barbara Ann."

"That old, eh, that old Beach Boys song, Bomb Iran," he said. "Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, anyway, ah ..."

McCain defended the joke during a campaign stop in Nevada on Thursday.

"Please, I was talking to some of my old veterans friends," he told reporters in Las Vegas. "My response is, Lighten up and get a life."

Asked if his joke was insensitive, McCain said: "Insensitive to what? The Iranians?"

McCain's comments, posted on YouTube, had been viewed at least 118,056 times as of Friday morning.




Apart from its stunning assholishness, there are several ironies attendant to McCain's comment.

For starters, "Barbara Ann" is not a Beach Boys song. Brian Wilson and company's version was a cover of a 1961 doo-wop hit by The Regents.

And the "Bomb Iran" parody that he thought so funny was actually by Vince Vance and the Valiants, a still active oldies revue that originally released the loathsome song on -- get this -- Towel Records.

Towel. As in Towelheads.

And here's the kicker: Both Fred Fassert -- who wrote the original "Barbara Ann" -- and his brother Chuck -- who sang on it -- were of Iranian descent.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I liked the LyricVault link for The Regents.
The first white group to have a high falsetto lead!

Anonymous said...

That's quite a kicker, Mr. Simels.

Wow.

Assholes.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, and fascinating, Simels, but you neglected to mention that the "Bomb Iran" 45 was released in support of Bush pere's original Gulf War. What goes around comes around in that gene pool, eh? May the circle be broken. And may McCain be toast.

Is Fred Fassert still around? Love to hear his thoughts on what they done to his song....

charley said...

damn, the thing you learn on the internets.

of course i already knew mccain was an asshole.

wrd ver. nukfetp